Why Allah never received a PhD

Why Allah never received a PhD
by Fesenjoon2

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Arabic.

3. He previously had published the same paper in another language (Hebrew) in another journal.

4. It has no references.

5. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

6. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

7. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

12. He expelled his first two students for learning.

13. His office hours were infrequent and usually held in a cave.

14. No record of working well with colleagues.

15. ...Do any of you have anyhting to add to this list?...


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@jirandoust, have never thought about it but it's quite possible. After all, the divine creatures are all known as time travelers, back and forth. 


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I have heard rumors he had an affair with a "virgin" girl called Mary. So to answer your question, no he didn't "choke it" so long Mary was available:)

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by Raoul1955 on

This is GREAT. 
How did you come up with this wonderful piece?
I have a question though: How does this god dude take care of his own sexual needs?  Does he 'choke it' or use some islamic females?