LOL You're Stupid


Anonymous Observer
by Anonymous Observer

Stop saying LOL.  Aside from being annoying, it makes you look stupid and uneducated.  What are you, a texting ten year old?  I mean, for Darwin’s sake, once or twice is one thing, but to put an LOL in every single comment and every single blog…come one.   Now, for some of you, removing the “LOLs” from your comment will not really reduce the level of you retardedness.   You will still be the same morons—you will actually be LOL-less morons, which is, in and of itself, funny—to the point of laughing out loud funny.  But for the few of you who are actually intelligent homo sapiens, eliminating the LOL from your writings will certainly help. It’s akin to not saying “you know” when you're having a conversation with someone.

I actually think that the number of LOLs in your writings is inversely proportional to your IQ level. So, those of you who use LOL in every comment must have an IQ somewhere south of -45.  But we already knew that just by looking at the content of your comments and blogs.

On a totally unrelated note, I want to share with you a poem from my upcoming book of poems.  That’s right.  I’m working on one.  And you all thought I was anti-poetry.  I just don’t publish my poetry here because this is mainly a political site.  I wrote this one on my recent trip to Iran:


I have a ball that is round and round…

It’s red, white and blue…

When I bounce it, it goes high up in the sky…

You can’t imagine how high it goes…

I didn’t have this ball…

But I did really well on my homework…

My mommy loved me very much…

And she rewarded me with this ball…


C3PO aka cheshmeh    


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Oon Yaroo

AO Jaan: LOL, GOL, and KJBJK!

by Oon Yaroo on

Please make your lobbying for the resurrection of SmSam your highest priority!


God bless you and the rest of the patriotic Iranians!

Anonymous Observer

Prof Ala - got your message

by Anonymous Observer on

Although it was a bit garbled up for some reason.  What you say is really not that relevant.  We have people whose immediate family members have been executed by the IR and they're still supporting the "revolution," badmouth the Shah and claim that "reform" is coming.  

The IR has a strange attraction for some people.  I always wonder why Shah had so few loyal supporters at the core of his government when the IR has so many die hard followers, even among the educated and in the disapora?  There are many reasons for this, but one that I believe is particularly interesting is that the monarchial regime, by definition, was a closed members only club,  You would only be allowed in if you were a member of the extended royal family.  But the IR is open to anyone--so long as you can either: 1) swing a club or pull a trigger, or 2) propagandize on behalf of the regime.  If you can do either, you're in.  And that gives you a sense of belonging that you will defend, especially if you are a disillusioned, homesick Iranian. And at that point, what the IR has done to your friends and family becomes irrelevant.  Just so that you know, Mohammad Javad Zarif's father in law's property was also confiscated by the IR.    

Anonymous Observer

I'm also very concerned about the rampant use of the smiley face

by Anonymous Observer on

this thing: :-).  I have to say that I'm guilty of its occasional use as well.   


Soosan Khanoom

aka cheshmeh

by Soosan Khanoom on

I can't help but .. LOL


Why People Use LOL

by Faramarz on

According to Urban Dictionary, here are some of the reasons why people use "lol".


1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."

2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something
useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."

3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."

4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just
because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST
use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'" 

Mohammad Ala


by Mohammad Ala on

AO jan; okay.  You prove(d) that there are more information that IC members do not know (Check your message).   Only time will tell who is for our people.  Thanks.

Anonymous Observer

RG and Simorgh5555

by Anonymous Observer on

RG jaan: I think you have the best comment on this thread so far.  There are certain common characteristics among this bunch: older, out of touch, staunch revolutionaries who try to stay relevant.

Simorgh jaan: very funny. 

Anonymous Observer

It depends in what context it is uttered prof.

by Anonymous Observer on

On Holloween, it's good.  It denotes a cleverly designed costume.  Other times, not so much.  It refers to an evil character, which is usually a shared character trait of people who attend private chelo kabab parties with dictators and then advocate on their behalf.  

So, if the shoe fits...   

Mohammad Ala


by Mohammad Ala on

AO jan; sorry.  Is witch a good word?

Anonymous Observer

Oh no, Professor - I called her a "witch"

by Anonymous Observer on

big difference.  Another user, afshinzad, called her a bitch.  Both comments were later removed.

Oh, I also said that she looked like the Crypt Keeper.  I stand by that assessment. 

Anonymous Observer

TS-9 -e gerami

by Anonymous Observer on

My list of admirers keeps growing by leaps and bounds.  They inlcude, but are not limited to the following:

-IR and its supporters; 

-Fat people;

-LOL-ing people;

-The "Greens;"

-Hamid Dabashi fans;


-Palestine-o-philes; and if I am not istaken: 

- dyslexics

Veiled Prophet of Khorasan


by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on


Why should he register under a new name? I have not seen him doing anything particularly "bad". I prefer him back with his original name and avatar. Getting new name is pointless. Particularly when we all know who it is. 

Mohammad Ala

AO jan

by Mohammad Ala on

AO jan;

Short memory, you called Soraya bitch not long ago. 

Anonymous Observer

Prof. Ala - I don't recall ever calling anyone a bitch

by Anonymous Observer on

not my style.  Moron, stupid, fat, etc. perhaps.  Bitch...never!

I also don't recall saying that I disliked ugly people.  Especially given the fact that I'm not really a pretty sight to look at.   

Anonymous Observer

Divaneh, Anahid and Oon Yaroo

by Anonymous Observer on

OY: you're right my friend.  I should be more proactive about Samsam. I emailed him and told him to re-register under a new name.  Look at the IR crowd.  They each have 18 different usernames, all of which talk about Israel nonstop.  Why can't we have a few usernames of our own?

Divaneh jaan: someone has to pay attention to the little things that matter.  For Darwnin's sake, how many times are we going to discuss Israel attacking Iran?

Anahid: I try to connect with my poetic soul.  I also have a video compliation of my recent trip to Iran, which I have posted on YouTube, but forgot to include in the blog.  I added a Michael Jackson to the video.  The NYC cabbie gave me the CD when I he was driving me home from JFK.  I told him I liked the music and he gave me the CD.  I'll post it below for eveyone to enjoy:



Veiled Prophet of Khorasan

Jumping in

by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on


Mostly in response to Oon Yaroo. Why are we not having more people lobby and yell to get SamSam back? I know some around do not like me but this is not about me. It is about SamSam.

If you are really interested in good people then do something. Get off your *** and start lobbying to get him back. There was no reason to have hm banned. Then get into silly discussions about IQ. Sam wrote blog  and posts worth reading.

Mohammad Ala

Way to go for better Iran.

by Mohammad Ala on

AO does not like people who use LOL?  Okay.  He does not like fat people which is half of the USA population!  He also have said that he does not like ugly people, he has called people other names such as bitch and few other not so nice names.  Who are left? Poets?

Anonymous Observer

Well, Souri jaan, you just LOL-ed me to death!

by Anonymous Observer on

seriously, thanks for writing a comment that pretty much proved the point of the blog.


Roozbeh jaan

by Truthseeker9 on

Well said. LMAO!

With regards to anger management, don't mention another AO classic and some reactions to it ....

You're Fat, I'm Thin. I WILL Make Fun of You!


Now I know what is wrong with me

by anglophile on

I AM stupid - LOL   point taken AO. 


Very good AO jaan

by divaneh on

I am glad you find the most important things to address. RMI (Rolling My I [eye])  :-)


AO, I agree.

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

Seeing a middle aged to elderly Iranian man/woman with lots of "edeaa" (claims) of education, knowledge, etc, writing the short hand abbreviation style of writing  used by early teenage western kids in their electronics communications, tell me a lot about what those indivduals really are; a bunch of pretentious immature, ill educated  geriatrics , with lots of time spent on internet chat rooms and such..... 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."



by Simorgh5555 on

.....just kidding dude! 



by Souri on

What's wrong with all of you, guys?

You seem to have a real problme of "anger management"

You call people, stupid (because they use LOL too often !) or you call them whores (because they rally for this or that cause !) you call them cowards (because they don't agree with you!).....

Get a rest, baba!

Cool down!

This is only a website!

 Don't worry so much.

 Take one or two pills before coming here to read and write.

 and go take a walk under the sun (if you can)

Maybe this will calme you, dear AO.


Consult a therapist!

PS_ For one thing I know, I use LOL, very often, and my IQ is .....above your ability to estimate !


inspirational poem, An Acronym for SUNSHINE

by Truthseeker9 on




Next comes. . .

Sunset over the



Nature for us to



Anahid Hojjati

OMG AO, very funny

by Anahid Hojjati on

you know and your poem is rofl.

Oon Yaroo

Dear AO, Let's respond to every LOL with a GOL!?

by Oon Yaroo on

That way you can remotely and effortlessly dissuade the users of the LOL from using it!

BTW, what kind of a friend are you? Have you been lobbying the resurrection of SamSam yet?