Khamenei Born in London

"I heard him cry 'Yaa Ali,' loud and clear," says 106 year old British midwife (1970 photo above) present at the birth of Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Seyd Ali Khamenei. She came forward after a recent claim that the Ayatollah spoke at the moment of birth. "Mashad? No, he was born right here in London!" she states. Following her revelation, a copy of Khamenei's British birth certificate was found at a London registry. The birth certifiacte discovery exacerbates Khamenei's troubles at home as he struggles against accusations that he is a British agent.

by Ari Siletz

04/28/2011 - 13:37

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Perperzi, merci, vali maghzet petpeti raft!

by ComraidsConcubine on Sat Apr 30, 2011 05:36 PM PDT

akhe mard, mano oon yucky?

The one I'm looking for is a duet. Really cheesy one, but fun.

Here you Go CoCo Brain!

by Faramarz on Sat Apr 30, 2011 05:25 PM PDT

No Booseh for you!

Have some Pellegrino so you won't be Teshneh!

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-EAGJABVCY

Great shot, Perperezi!!! I am imperressed!

by ComraidsConcubine on Sat Apr 30, 2011 04:33 PM PDT

Can you now please find me a clip of ads of Adamseh Khoroosneshan, Canada Dry and then that song that goes something like this: man montazere montazere to, man montazere ye khabare to.... man teshneye oon booseye ....

Jedi jedi agar peida kardi, yek shohare khoob baraat peida mikonam.

He's Mashadi

by HHH on Sat Apr 30, 2011 02:08 AM PDT

In his youth he was famous as Ali-Bachehbaz in mashad.

divaneh... I think you are wrong in this case

by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:57 PM PDT

Everyone knows that when khameneii used to play his banjo for change, his favourite song was "Riddam be Iran",

I think "come on ali" was his brothers favourite song.

excellent investigative work

by divaneh on Thu Apr 28, 2011 05:39 PM PDT

This is NOT fake and has been confirmed by the British authorities who added that he also used to play guitar in the London underground before moving back to Iran in 1978. They said his favourite song was "Come On Ali".

lol

by IranMarzban on Thu Apr 28, 2011 03:37 PM PDT

great work very funny and lol at the poster below it`s a joke

FREE IRAN

I think this is fake. Its Photoshoped

by Hormazd on Thu Apr 28, 2011 03:25 PM PDT

look at the letters "typed" in black and see how sharper they are than the red letters. the black letters seem very modern and computerized and dont fit with the date and the age of the paper. the paper is slightly folded vertically in the Name section but the name Ali is not. It should be slightly. This is perhaps Dai jan Napoleonism. Seyed Ali is a crazy dictator and Iranians can be evil too so dont blame everything negative Iranians have to westerners

Khomeini Recieved money and support from the Cia to

by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT

overthrow the the shah and bring fundamentalist islam...

so the birth certificate is really not such a surprise or so important.

These things have to happen in Secret, otherwise brainwashed basiji members would not be so effective and the entire policy of the USA/UK/Germany/France as accurately described by the former president of france would not be possible.

Fool Iranians into believing the Shah was a corrupt, dictator, repressive etc and encourage them to pursue democracy via NGO's and the media, while they are funding and supporting radicalism and fundamentalism, which makes such a goal unrealistic.

To Stop the progress and development of Iran was and still is goal number one.

The west is only unhappy with the Khameneii team due to its uncontrollability, ie going towards nuclear weapons.

But they do not want better for Iran, they still want the worst and do not support pro democracy activists within or outside iran for the last 32 years.

Shahs main problem is the policies of the west, not mistakes made by him as most of us fools like to believe.

One million pound khanmenei baby who was born in London.

by Roozbeh_Gilani on Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:06 AM PDT

Khamenei Sr. missed the boat, as his daddy was nobody. But his son, "shahzadeh" Agha mojtaba (the guy in charge of brutal suppression, rape and murder of demonstrators post 2009 election), made sure his son was born in london to ensure him British citizenship. The total cost was one million pound sterling. Just a small change to the super rich, super corrupt khamenei clan.

//www.persiancultures.com/Politics/iran_oil/ali_khamene_ee.htm

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."

Khamenei Was Born in East LA!

by Faramarz on Thu Apr 28, 2011 07:08 AM PDT

Rahbar disputes the Certificate and produces the proof that he was born in East LA!

//www.funnyordie.com/videos/5842f802d3/born-i...

CoCo Brine

by Faramarz on Thu Apr 28, 2011 07:01 AM PDT

She is Imelda Staunton from the movie Vera Drake.

Raha-maghz Perpezi!

Iranian Birther Movement!

by Faramarz on Thu Apr 28, 2011 06:53 AM PDT

The top two Velayat Faghih contenders in the next election, Akbar “the Donald” Hashemi and Faezeh “Just call me Sarah” Rafsanjani disputed the authenticity of the birth certificate!

Royal wedding invite for Syrian Ambassador withdrawn but Not IRI

by Darius Kadivar on Thu Apr 28, 2011 04:27 AM PDT

Royal wedding invite withdrawn (bbc)

very subtle

by ComraidsConcubine on Thu Apr 28, 2011 04:18 AM PDT

the irony being of course that that is a shot of an actress playing a backstreet abortionist in a movie set in the 1950s. ('Can't remember the film title right now)

Thanks Ari, and...

by All-Iranians on Thu Apr 28, 2011 03:48 AM PDT

Did you know that on November 4th of 1979, when some Iranian students stormed the US Embassy in Tehran and took more than 60 American hostages for 444 days, one of their main objectives was to destroy the copy of the Birth Certificate you posted and the copies of similar documents issued under the names of Ruhollah Khomeini, Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, Mahdavi Kani, Larijani brothers, Mir Hossain Mousavi, and many others who were working with those guys?
Learn more on the similarities between Queen Elizabeth and Ali Khamenei, together with the close and friendly relationships of Eli and Ali on this blog: //iranian.com/main/blog/all-iranians/what-queen-elizabeth-and-ali-khamenei-have-common

Didn't know it was Aprils Fools day ? ;0)

by Darius Kadivar on Thu Apr 28, 2011 01:03 AM PDT

Is this true ? Where did you find the lady's photo ?

Good One Ari Jaan !

Didn't know it was Aprils Fools day !

;0))

hmmm

by hamidbak on Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:28 AM PDT

دست ننم درد نکنه با این عروس آوردنش....

This is a huge ass feather in our hats!!

Now I remember, Thanks Ari.

by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:27 AM PDT

Now I remember that when I was in Iran in early 1980s, I had heard such rumors about birth of Khamenei in England.

surprise surprise

by Jahanshah Javid on Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:51 PM PDT

brilliant Ari! :)))