Iran: The Orginial Dead Poet Society

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Iran: The Orginial Dead Poet Society
by Anonymous Observer
17-Nov-2011
 

Have you ever asked your good selves the question of ‘what have we accomplished in our glorious three thousand years (or more) of history?’  The answer seems to be a resounding ‘not much.’  Well, not much with the exception of poetry.  Yes, we love poetry.  It’s true.  Even Kahmenei’s nephew agrees.  He says as much in this BBC documentary about his beloved uncle.  He says that we, as Iranians, love poetry, and we all have a poetry book at home.  That’s true also.  I remember having one a couple at our home when I was growing up.  In my own home, I replaced them with a collection of dog training books.  Sorry, but they have more practical use.  My new puppy still hasn’t quite gotten the hang of peeing outside. 

So, let’s take a look back through our history and see what contributions we have made to the betterment of human race.  Did we discover any disease?  No!  How about medicine?  Discover any of those?  No!  Jet engine?  No!  Internal combustion engine?  No! Bicycle? No!  Aircraft?  No!  Helicopter?  No!  Space exploration?  No!  Discover any planets? No!  Electricity?  No!  Light bulb? No!  Computers? No! Plain paper for God’s sake? No! Discover any elements? No! Chemicals? No! Discover any wildlife or plants? No!  Any continents?  No! 

So, what the hell have we been doing for the past 3000 years?  Well, aside from discovering this great device, we sat on our asses and wrote poetry.  Lots and lots of poetry.  In fact, we are obsessed with poetry, and consider it the cornerstone of our notion of wisdom and culture, which is not really that bad of a thing if we didn’t devote our entire existence to it and ignored everything else around us.  We were (and still are) so obsessed with philosophy that we didn’t even have the curiosity to discover our very own civilization that we are so proud of.  Those evil, “barbarian” Europeans had to come in and tell us what our glorious past was about.  How ironic is that?  Poetry is so important to us that even the illiterate Khomeini jumped on the bandwagon and created a “divan.”  But we all have this mindset.  Just look at this site.  Half of the front page articles are poetry or poetry related material.

Aah, we also discovered irfan (no, not the Pakistani guy at your local kabab house).  It’s something akin to sitting on your ass, drinking wine, reading (or writing) poetry, if you’re Hafez, fantasizing about (or actually having) sex with little boys, and fooling yourself into believing that you have connected with the “divine.”  Khomeini was a big fan of irfan.   

Now some will surely jump in and claim that there are many Iranian scientists outside of Iran.  They don’t count.  A person who was either born here, came here as a young child, or went to college outside of Iran doesn’t count.  They belong to the country that provided them with the education and the opportunities, and most importantly, they belong to the society that gave them the cultural derive to get them where they are.  In other words, that society steered them away from poetry nights (shab-e-she’er) and reading Hafez, to actual curiosity about science and the world around them. 

The sad truth is that post Islam we have been infected with the mullah culture, which is an all consuming agenda that takes curiosity away from one’s mind and focuses the person’s entire existence on religion.  As a society, we know more about Hazrat-e Abbas’ horse than we know about our local fauna.  That’s a sad fact. 

Lastly, I have nothing against my good friends here on IC who write poetry and / or are poets.  I am criticizing the culture as a whole.  Picking on individuals is not productive.  And to show that I am also a product of this culture, I will recite a verse:

Miazar moori keh daneh kesh ast      keh jan darad va jan –e sheereen khosh ast

 

There!  See, I can recite poetry also! 

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Here is a list of best sellers in Iran:

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I got to admit that I do not know who Hazrat-e Abbas was. Really never did or wanted to. Probably never will. 

I guess he used to have a horse. But that I learned from you. Thanks!


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That was my point.  No one is better.

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Anahid jaan

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I was just expressing my opinion to AO. I did not mean anything personal about you or poets. It was a light hearted comment.  


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nothing works for all.


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Dear AO, LOL

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Good one.


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Anahid Jaan - This is what you should have written

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First AO came for the hezbollahis,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a hezbollahi.

Then AO came for fat people,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't fat.

Then AO came for Muslims,
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Then AO came for people who interpret the Quran.

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Quran scholar. 

Then then AO came for poets.

and there was no one left to speak out for us.


Sorry. couln't resist. :-)

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From the Dead Poet Society script.

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The movie Dead Poet Society (1989) won an Oscar with several other nominations.

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we are still the same miserable people 

Speak for yourself :-) I do not feel miserable nor do my friends. We are decent hard working members of the society. Never got in trouble. Do not take money from government. Pay my taxes and raise my kids. What more should a person do.


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If you guys are so worried about a Nobel prize go and invent something. Oh but it will not count because you are not in Iran. 

This is just silliness but free speech is just that. 

 


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Dear AO, Why don't you go work on some scientific discovery , you already made your point.  Rest of day, and days, weeks, if you work hard, since you are so smart and observant, you might invent few things.


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مسلمون‌ها بیاد گریه کنید!

Esfand Aashena


مسلمون‌ها بیاد گریه کنید!

بیاید ببینید ما چه بد بخت شدیم!

آی! وای! هوار!  گریه کنید!  گریه کنید که ایرانی‌‌ها چیزی رو اختراع نکردند!

ما چقدر بدبختیم! ‌ای خاک تو سر ما!  آخرش هیچ گُٔهی نشدیم!

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Fesenjoon2

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Compared to Iranians, I'd say Mexicans do have more bragging rights:

3 Nobel Laureates:

 

We have one Firuz Naderi in NASA. They have several, including (I counted) 5 astronauts.

 

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We preferred to nag and complain..

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They were not real teachers, for them it was a job  " ye noone bekhor o namir  sahktan".

A good physic or chemistry teacher does not need an elaborate lab to teach the basics, any daily activities or daily life ingridient  can be used to show basic facts and principles.

They were good at complaining, passing  elamieh, rumours and blaming shah and savak for every little miserable thing in their life.

Have we changed after a bloody  anvolution( not revolution)?No

we are still the same miserable people 

 

 


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AO, you're playing silly again.

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EA for example has already cited the 3 most important that spring to mind. Household names across the globe.

Your 2nd § is a list of inventions from across the globe.

5th § isn't thought out properly. You will find that quite a few scientists (including recent discoveries in cognitive neuro-science) would find the formative years and primary school education of fundamental importance.

As I'm on google strike, I would suggest that you look up pioneering work in sewage systems (greatest importance in agrarian cultures), hydraulic engineering,blah blah

P.S. Razi didn't invent alcohol. He discovered and isolated its properties, which made it available to use as medicine.


Esfand Aashena

Mexicans have a saying that they're Mexi-CANS not Mexi-CANT'S!

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Come on AO you asked for some examples and I gave you 3, all red blooded, excuse me green-blooded Persians!  Now give it up!  Or not, dig in!  

Everything is sacred


Cost-of-Progress

Poetry is a sore subject

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with Iranians and I won't go there.

However, if you attended high school in Iran do ask yourself the following:

- What did you do during chemistry/physiscs lab sessions? (what, you didn't have any?)

- What did you do during Varzesh? (Phys Ed) - which represents the competetive nature of a nation.

____________

IRAN FIRST

____________


Anahid Hojjati

Dear AO, do you know meaning of this poem I wrote?

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 //iranian.com/main/blog/anahid-hojjati-88


شرابی سرخ نوشیدی
ز دستان ِ مهربانِ ساقی
تو تنها مست گشتی
سه میوه زیرِ درختی
ولیکن تو دیر هستی
بر پرنده فکندی نگاهی
کشیدی آه , سپس گفتی
چه دیر این کبوتر خانه آمد
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اما هر کجا هستی , شاید
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wrong question, since in the comments ' section, I wrote:

poem is about discovery of Alcohol, gravity and flightby Anahid Hojjati on

 

in this poem I meant discovery of Alcohol,
gravity and principles of flight and how in future, there will be other
scientific discoveries. However, I am afraid poem is mobham as it is now.


 

Did anyone read this poem to be about scientific discovery?

by Anahid Hojjati on

Dear readers, I am curious. Did any one who read this poem before reading this comment think that the poem is about scientific discovery? If not, how about after reading this comment? Or have I written it in a way that is too confusing.

So as you see poetry and scientific discovery are not mutually exclusive. When I was writing this poem, it actually made me think of something that can be discovered. Granted, I did not come up with anything but this is an example how writing a poem helped with being curious. I thnk I am being clear but let me know if you don't agree.


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Wine is not to be missed

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Great contribution to the mankind, oui, oui.

PS. "divan" in Bosnian means "talk", also a kind of couch. Am surprised to discover how much Persian I know. ;o) Or is it Turkish, for that's how the word got to the Balkans.


Anonymous Observer

If you believe that abandoning scientific curiosity in favor

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of concentrating on poetry is perfectly fine, then please don't complain when the guy with the big aircraft carrier, nuclear submarines and military satellites shows up at your doorstep and demands your submission-- or else.  That's how the world works.  It's not an "irfani" world.  It's survival of the fittest.  Sad, but true.