A Man Called Ahmadinejad

Photo essay: Life story of the Iranian president

by Shirzan
15-Jul-2009
 
In the nightly uploads, I received a pdf file containing some of these pictures and the text associated with them. It took me a while to fill in the gaps. Some of the pictures had to be replaced because of their poor quality. The original author is unknown. The files are numbered and must be viewed in the numerical order
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Jahanshah Javid

Taraneh

by Jahanshah Javid on

Here's the Taraneh Mousavi post:
//iranian.com/main/2009/jul/taraneh-mousa...

But the sources are not reliable. Unconfirmed by human rights groups.


Azarin Sadegh

Taraneh Mousavi, the other Neda

by Azarin Sadegh on

I just read the news about Taraneh Mousavi who was arrested and disappeared on june 19th. Then she was raped for weeks until her burned body was found.

//nordicdervish.wordpress.com/2009/07/17/song-and-rape/

Some of these ugly thugs looking like Ahmadinejad have done it to her. This is horrible. What this girl had to go through before she's dead ...BTW, she was gorgeous, stunningly gorgeous. It seems that these ugly thugs prefer pretty girls... 

 


rosie is roxy is roshan

Funny you should post..

by rosie is roxy is roshan on

Gere. When he was younger I thought he was so revolting and UNsexy..so shallow-looking and vapid...but he aged like fine wine and he became..stunning...

whereas our little friend here I do find was very sexy when he was young but...something went...wrong. (although to be honest there's still something left of that 'kinda hot' in his eyes..)

but anyway, hon, we already talked about this. .you know I have VERY strange tastes in men..I mean, I think THIS is hot:

//iranian.com/main/image/71422

lol

oh yeah, ps  marg bar mahmood

 


Azarin Sadegh

to Roshan

by Azarin Sadegh on

I guess we have different tastes in men.. ..for me this one is "kinda hot":

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdqZlwKpyw

:-)


rosie is roxy is roshan

oh c'mon azarin you have to admit he was kinda hot in this one..

by rosie is roxy is roshan on

//iranian.com/main/image/72493

how he smelled i can't vouch for. 

lol


Azarin Sadegh

Ugliness makes me sick!

by Azarin Sadegh on

I couldn't go beyond #16...oh my so many ugly men! Plus, I'm sure they all stink....It should be their bloody hands!


rosie is roxy is roshan

Thx Ramona & Funny Face. as for marde hezar tir../ Eroonman

by rosie is roxy is roshan on

Ramona hat I did understand and I also understand tir baraan and I'd REALLY appreciate it if others could corroborate (or dispute) this and give more information it's so very important..

***

Funny Face, thanks sooo much. This thing's reeeeeeeeally funn (even funnier than your face lol ). And you're spot on. It makes for better satire to give the misleading title. It introduces that little jolt of surprise. IT'S FUNNY.

What's REALLY so funny about it is that the way it's narrated so simply makes him sound so childish. Which is what he is. Yet makes him sound so harmless. Which is what he's not...kheili paradoxical.

Eroonman's concerns though bring up an important related  issue. The issue is that you have to try not to exaggerate or distort your assessments of the enemy. Because a) you lose credibility; and b) you start to become what they are. Propagandists.

aka

liars.

So we all need to watch out for that. And that's why I'd really like to hear more on this Pasdar thing.

***

Anyway Eroonman, lighten up, willy you? I think you've been taking too many polls.  This thing is just...delicious...

 

 


Ramona

AKA Marde hezar tir!

by Ramona on

As a former member of Sepahe Pasdaran, Ahmadinejhad is known to have fired at least a thousand "kill shots" after each execution in order to make sure the executed prisoner was indeed dead! That's why he is also known as "Marde Hezar Tir" (the "thousand shot man")!


Yaasi

A man called Ahmadinejad

by Yaasi on

Hahahahaha that was funny


ghalam-doon

Please

by ghalam-doon on

Please remove the picture of this despicable person form the 1st page.

It makes my blood boil every time I visit to this site.


Samad_Agha

Rosie Khanoom

by Samad_Agha on

Don't mind Eroonman.  I think that he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.  Somehow, he thinks that one has to notify readers with a disclaimer that they are about to read a sarcastic piece.  That would in effect defeat the purpose of sarcasm, in a way.

At any rate, the writings were very innoccuous with no sharp language. In fact, the first four pics that he saw could've been in chronological order (first one being the title page), and probably factual (at least, Ahmadi, would've agreed with it).  here is the translation of the first 15 slides:

  1. Biography of ahmadinejad
  2. He was born in a poor family (every men in the picture is wearing a suit and a tie!).
  3. From childhood he liked science and knowledge.
  4. One could guess that he had strong religious beliefs.
  5. An unknown man who openly expressed respect to the clergy of his time.
  6. War started…he went to war with his friends…friends who survived, later became powerful. (you can see Mohsen Rezaie standing in the center of the picture)
  7. [On] a simple day, as usual, he was sleep,
  8. Someone called him and he woke up with a happy face,
  9. He ate his breakfast,
  10. Did his daily exercise.
  11. And he put on his shoes so that he goes to his neighborhood mosque.
  12. He was at the prayers when someone called him.
  13. With his usual smile he asked: “who would be interested in a person like me?”
  14. He said: “i will come right now.”  and quickly came out of the mosque and put on his shoes.
  15. They said: “you’ve become important and you must go and introduce yourself to the people in radio and television.”

rosie is roxy is roshan

Eroonman, et al...

by rosie is roxy is roshan on

Well the problem is I can't read the Persian you see, so I have no idea even how far afield my question just below is from the text.

What I can say as an illiterate is that the photos chosen give a very real portrait of a very real human being with a very real human development and very real struggles within it.

So in a nutsell, what is so offensive about the written characterization please?

Nutshell. I mean nutshell.

I don't need a lengthy translation..

or a Tolstoy novel.

Please.


rosie is roxy is roshan

I never heard about the Pasdar thing

by rosie is roxy is roshan on

HHH wrote below and it sounds very suspect to me. The one in charge of firing the final shot..faaaar too dramatic to be reliable..

but someone else here said that AN had been the person responsible for post-interrogation at Evin Prison for a couple of years.

I DO NOT WANT THIS TO BE CONSTRUED AS FACT WHATSOEVER.

I would like it simply to be corroborated or refuted by knowledgeable people.

It is a QUESTION, not an ANSWER.

thx

r.


Darius Kadivar

FYI/List of names of 368 People who risk Torture in Evin

by Darius Kadivar on

Following the mass arrests of demonstrators and opposition activists in Iran over recent weeks in connection with the disputed presidential election, Amnesty International has compiled a list of the names or identities of 368 people arrested since 12 June. Some of those detained have since been released, but may face prosecution in the future. The organization has also obtained photographs of lists of cases under judicial review which indicate the scale of arrests, in Tehran, in recent weeks.

//www.payvand.com/news/09/jul/1158.html


Yaasi

Ahmadinejad

by Yaasi on

Shustari no no, our abdarchi was much better looking that this monkey...he must have been an Amaleh Geda.


Farah Rusta

There is an unauthorized autobiography on him

by Farah Rusta on


Yaasi

A man called Ahmadinejad

by Yaasi on

A what????? called Ahmadinejad? Please don't insult men.  He is soooooooo freaking ugly, stupid and evil.  Let's pray that someday Iran will be free from all these Akhoonds and Islamic reign..Amen


capt_ayhab

?

by capt_ayhab on

Is this a blog or news report from Animal Kingdom? ... ;-)

Of course due apology to photos of some HUMAN BEINGS which are mixed in.

-YT 


ramintork

Nicely done Shirzan

by ramintork on

What no mention of his trade mark grin?


sheer-o-khorsheed

WHAT A GROSS LOOKING CREATURE

by sheer-o-khorsheed on

DEATH TO ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN AND ITS MERCINARY THUGS ALL OVER THE WORLD


Darius Kadivar

Too Much Monkey business ...

by Darius Kadivar on

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, oh-ho-ho

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7h8SyHRGc

Yeah

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-vYNH6ZeYw&feature=related


default

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by timothyfloyd on

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shushtari

one ugly.....

by shushtari on

i bet this guys was a abdarchi in some school before the fiasco of 79 


HHH

You Forgot 1 Fact About Ahmadinejad!

by HHH on

in 1979-1980 as Khalkhali's Pasdar, his job was to fire the kill-shot after the executions. Only he and God knows how many innocent people he has murdered.


IranBanoo09

Ugliest thing God ever created!

by IranBanoo09 on

He is so ugly, the ugliest monkey ever!

Akhe chera hala aks e taky sho bebinim!?


Jaleho

Now, this is a good

by Jaleho on

political humor for a change. Ahmadinejad caricatures tend to be tasteless most of the time.


eroonman

Misrepresentation!

by eroonman on

This is a farce with more than a tinge of opinion. Certainly not an objective look at  Ahmadinejad as the words "Biography" led me to believe.

While this is funny and amusing, it does nothing but enhance the already bitter bile forming in everyone;s mouth as a result of recent events.

If you insist on emphasizing the cynicism, at least label it as such. I was expecting a well thought out exploration on how he came to this point in our lives. This is just a poorly structured joke. The pictures are chornologically out fo order so I stopped after the first 4.


Multiple Personality Disorder

very funny

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

...in a sad way


Ari Siletz

#94 (last one)

by Ari Siletz on

Best pic!