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Man Amadeham, Vay Vay, Man Amadeham!

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03-Feb-2009
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The man who

by Hashemi (not verified) on Thu Feb 05, 2009 09:45 PM PST

shook the core of human civilization and nobody could escape from it. Good or bad? you be the judge.


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Hich!

by Fereshteh (not verified) on Thu Feb 05, 2009 08:39 AM PST

امام جوني احساست چيه؟؟!!
هيچي والله هيچي!
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حالا بادا بادا مبارك بادا ... ايشالا مبارك بادا..


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Darius Kadivar

HighWay to Hell: AC/DC Concert 1979 ;0)

by Darius Kadivar on Thu Feb 05, 2009 07:59 AM PST

One Lady to the Other:

If Only I hadn't repeated the Lyrics of AC/DC back in 79 during the Riots and my parents wouldn't have forced me to take up Classic Music Lessons instead :

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqwFfGgLPzM


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irannostalgia.com

Caption 2

by irannostalgia.com on Thu Feb 05, 2009 06:20 AM PST

Mature french jumbo jet files for disability: "The stress of having transported such a criminal is distroying me" he declared!

 

//www.irannostalgia.com

irannostalgia.com

 


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on the count of three

by Not_D_Only _1_That_Is (not verified) on Thu Feb 05, 2009 05:51 AM PST

Front violinist: As planned, on the count of three let's pull the stairs. 1-2-.......


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کاش همیشه غایب میبود

Literary critic (not verified)
Thu Feb 05, 2009 03:13 AM PST

یک نفر میاد که من منتظر دیدنشم
یک نفر میاد که من تشنه بوییدنشم
مثل یه معجزه اسمش تو کتابا اومده
تن اون شعرای عاشقانه گفتن بلده
خالی سفرمونو پر از شقایق میکنه
واسه موجهای سیاه دستا رو قایق میکنه
مثل یه معجزه اسمش تو کتابا اومده
تن اون شعرای عاشقانه گفتن بلده
همیشه غایب من زخمامو مرحم میذاره
همیشه غایب من گریه هامو دوست نداره
نکنه یه وقت نیاد صداش به دادم نرسه
ایینه ها سیا بشه کور بشه چشم ستاره
مثل یه معجزه اسمش تو کتابا اومده
تن اون شعرای عاشقانه گفتن بلده
خشم این پنچره خسته همیشه غایبه
کلید صندوق در بسته همیشه غایبه
نعره اسب سفید قصه مادر بزرگ
بهترین شعرای سر بسته همیشه غایبه
مثل یه معجزه اسمش تو کتابا اومده
تن اون شعرای عاشقانه گفتن بلده
مثل یه معجزه اسمش تو کتابا اومده
تن اون شعرای عاشقانه گفتن بلده
شهیار قنبری

خوانندگان داریوش اقبالی و فریدون فروغی


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ThePope

;o)

by ThePope on Thu Feb 05, 2009 01:57 AM PST


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Ari Siletz

OK

by Ari Siletz on Wed Feb 04, 2009 07:57 PM PST

Concerto in D minor for violence and orchestra

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and soon the orchestra would be hung...

by Damon Jaan (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 07:09 PM PST

just a joke, dont get yourself in a shocke


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Land Star

by Anonymous54 (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 05:48 PM PST

Which persian rug has a greater value:

Preislamic period rug
Islamic period rug

(Hint: Ghadeem khobeh)

2*2 = ?


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mash mandali

Schahram

by mash mandali on Wed Feb 04, 2009 05:09 PM PST

I don't know what tape you're talking about!

Except the first two lines, the rest is my own "taraavoshaat e maghzi" after seeing the picture.....LOL


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Land Star

by A Hassan Danesh, Ph.D. from UCR (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 05:03 PM PST

Time has changed and the standard has gone way up higher.

I am not going to land in mehrabad with air france period.

I will only land with Air Force One. Not buts and no ifs.

Signed and sealed

Abol the Kaboul


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Majid

جمعش کنید

Majid
Wed Feb 04, 2009 03:11 PM PST

  

 

جمع کنید این بساط رقاص بازی را، لیکن بعد ازاین نوبت نوحه ست!

 


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دهه زجر و فقر

1Dariushagha (not verified)
Wed Feb 04, 2009 03:08 PM PST

Violinist in the back: How disgusting! did you see that akhound just picked his nose?

Violinist in the front: Oh him? that the ali geda, our rahbar!!


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Samad agha

by toofan18 (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 03:00 PM PST

Hich ki namitone msle mo havapaima savarshe,
Samad va olaghesh, imagine that


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Schahram

Dear Mash Mandaly, do you

by Schahram on Wed Feb 04, 2009 01:57 PM PST

Dear Mash Mandaly, do you have the original Tape from that song? I got the whole story, but in a very bad qualitiy. I am searching for the full version in a normal quality.


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Dariush, I am happy you get

by Post a new comment (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 09:45 AM PST

Dariush, I am happy you get the opportunity to express yourself here publicly. Just imagine you would be in Iran. You couldn't openly make these kinds of jokes.

So, thank all of them, because if it weren't them you wouldn't be here where you are now.

I think you owe them something. Don't you think?


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rosie is roxy is roshan

Come to think of it...last caption:

by rosie is roxy is roshan on Wed Feb 04, 2009 02:06 PM PST

Imam:  What is it about the sound of violins that always gives me that post-coital glow?


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rosie is roxy is roshan

Okay pilot so then new caption:

by rosie is roxy is roshan on Wed Feb 04, 2009 09:00 AM PST

Violinist #1: Why do I have to be in such a stupid photo?

Violinist #2: Don't worry. The stupider the better. It's a portend of things to come.


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so stupid

by pilot (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 08:51 AM PST

Being former Iran Air Pilot,I have not seen anything stupid and so phoney like this picture,it is not even B747(no upper deck), Iam not surprise,only stupid mullahs can do it.


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Babak Khorramdin

فریبرز ملک نصری م.د

Babak Khorramdin
Wed Feb 04, 2009 08:36 AM PST

غصه نخور برادر خدا قسمتت کنه اون دنیا در محضر امام باشی‌.

B.K.


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To Faribors

by Amused (not verified) on Wed Feb 04, 2009 05:51 AM PST

I am sure you were too busy working on your M.D. back then so that 30 years later you can be specialized enough in posting gibberish on this website to amuse us.


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rosie is roxy is roshan

Thanks DK it is a SUPER-FANTASTIC PHOTO! :o)

by rosie is roxy is roshan on Wed Feb 04, 2009 04:34 AM PST

 

Violinist in the back: What do you feel in playing in the airport?

Violinist in the front: Hich ehsaasi nadaaram.


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mash mandali

یادتون میاد؟

mash mandali
Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:35 AM PST

یادتون میاد؟

یک وقتی از هند اومدم؟
با ما شین بنز اومدم ؟

اونوختا خوب خر نشدین
مطیع رهبر نشدین!

حالا از فرانس اومدم!
با این ایر فرانس اومدم!

گفتم که از بهر صواب
بکنم براتان انقلاب

                                   این انقلاب جان من بَدَ ه؟
                                                  مرگ من بَدَه؟

ضعیفَه بیالون میزَ نَه ! چَه حرفا !
خایَه بمالون میزَنَه ! چَه نقل ها

اون کچَلَه!  پشت کاغذا !  دارَه تو ی چی فوت میکٌنَه؟
دستَه گلا را وردارین از سر رام ! اینا چیَه ؟ طاغوتیَه!!

از فردا صُب من میزنم توی دهن!
هر دهنی که این روزا داد نزَنَه  امام خمینی بت شکن!

 

بسّهَ دیگَه............ خستَه شدم......... منو ببرین جماران، تا برینم به ایران


 


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Interesting Picture

by Faribors Maleknasri M.D. (not verified) on Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:56 PM PST

I am standung hier
wishing i were there
Greeting


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Arash_1970

Interesting Picture

by Arash_1970 on Tue Feb 03, 2009 08:00 PM PST

Is that the 747 that brought Ayatollah Khomeini Home ? Is it in France ? I know that IRI was trying to buy it from France ? Interesting picture.


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