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In response to Iran-cockroaches cartoon in The Columbus Post Dispatch.

09/10/2007 - 12:50
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Chomagh!

by Anonymous on

The colunbus dispatch- a tiny mid-westen paper- will have a field day if you make a big stink about this. They'd love it, love it... love it. -think how thy're gonna try and put more of these in their paper to be sold like hotcakes!
ina az khoda mikhan keh be maa bechasboonan keh nemisheh beheshoon goft 'balaye cheshmet abroost'!
Inja azad hastan keh benevisan, har mozakhrafi keh minevisan keh nemisheh beh par-e ghabay-e ma bar bokhoreh. baa hameh ham keh nemisheh dast be yakheh shod. La aghal baraye chiz haye bozorgtar eteraaz konim, nah in joojeh moojeh ha! Hezaran-hezar rooznameh mesl inha dar emrica va jahay-e digar hast, baa ozaa ahval-e in roozha bayad yek chomagh var darim door-e donia becharkhim bezanim to sar-e nafahm ha!
Nemisheh keh baba! Too iran ham raajeh be inha kheili charand minevisan, pas inha ham bayad chomagh vardarn bezanan to sare iraniay-e inja ? (albateh kheili bija mikonan)vali nemisheh keh baba!
Bayad yek kami yaad begirim keh inja azaadi hast va kari keh mikonan beh nazar-e khodeshoon kheili aadi hast. Baa raais roasaye khodeshoon ham mikonan! Think about it!


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DISPATCH THIS!

by Anonymous on

Good job brotha...
...and to all those intellectual, open minded "Iranians" who are blaming rest of us for being offended I'd say: "Screw you"! Have some dignity!


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God bless!

by Anonymous on

Brillinat!
I agree everyone should have this on their desk at work. It should be also emailed to the Dispatch by everyone.

Aren't we all sick of those ass Holes who call themsleves Iranians and in any occasions like this come out and add insult to the injury?! "Abgousht" above is a prime example!

Again, amirali god bless, think of another one too!


sleeps

You know what I realized...

by sleeps on

How much Iranians enjoy watching SNL and latenight talkshow hosts making fun of and mocking George Bush, or in the past Clinton and so forth, yet the second someone, somewhere makes a reference to Iranians or the Iranian community and doesn't use words like "agha, the great, sir, his honour, doctor or engineer" we take offense to it.

 


Parthian

You should learn from the editor's response

by Parthian on

This should be a great lesson for that small group of pathetic Iranians, who by the way probably have nothing better to do than just to have their honorable senses offended by the slightest of comments and jokes. You have lived in the west, please learn, learn a few thing about free speech, and the fact that others may not have the same view as you do. No wonder we have assholes like Shah, and Khomenei rule over us like bunch of animals. We love megalomaniacs with unsurpassed egos, who suffer from god-complex. We love them, because at the end we are very much like them. God forbid someone criticize us, or makes fun of us. It is ok if people hang our neighbors, our children for their political belief. But oh no...oh no...we can not have some diminutive mid-western paper with a reader subscription rate of a small village make fun of our great culture, and superior senses. I suggest you learn from the way the paper has reacted, and move on to more important things.  


abadani1046

Paper Response

by abadani1046 on

I did send this to the paper and this was they editor's response:


This made me laugh out loud.

 

Well done!

 

Glenn Sheller

Editorial Page Editor

The Columbus Dispatch

614-461-5072


I'm sure he won't be as giddy once he gets everyone's emails and calls.

-Amirali



sk

No pun intended...

by sk on

That's what I call getting to the BOTTOM of this issue. Maybe CD got this whole thing ASS BACKWARDS. But Amirali's contribution REAR ENDED the subject pretty good. Oh well, I am sure Iranians can now put Columbus Dispatch BEHIND them. No pun intended, of course!!


MeyBokhor_Manbarbesuzan

One could probabely add:

by MeyBokhor_Manbarbesuzan on

The Columbus Dispatch, dispatch it to where it belongs.


yAghi

Great Job! Every Iranian should have one in her/his bathroom

by yAghi on

You make one and add the cartoonist name to it .. I buy the first 24 roll.


ghermez

Afarin! Great comeback.

by ghermez on

I second the other poster who asked if you've sent this to CD... you should!


Abgousht

A more appropriate text on the TP would be ....

by Abgousht on

Allah.

Muhammad.

Ali.

Hassan.

Hossein.

And the rest of the 12 Imams.

Muslims.


sk

Damet Garm!

by sk on

GOLD! Very nice!!! Did you email it to Columbus Dispatch?!!