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Wright Brothers? Never heard of them.

Fesenjoon2 — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 05:21:17 +0000

I'd like to draw your attention to Hojjatol-eslam Ansarian, one of the more enlightened mullahs of the Islamic Republic. Some of you might recall this ateegheh by his chaaleh-meydoon style of talking. Every once in a while he goes around radiating some astounding piece of hidden knowledge to humanity. By the grace of Allah, he is one of the nokhbegan of our day and age.

In his latest revelation, he has stated:

"The idea of manned flight first appeared in humanity, courtesy of Prophet Suleiman."

Yogi Bear insults Noah the prophet

Fesenjoon2 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:36:22 +0000

Did you know that Hanna-Barbera's cartoon Yogi Bear was "devised by the zionist media to insult the prophet Noah", and to "enslave the naive and gullible"?

I'm not making this up:

Here's the video.

And here's the news article.

3 signs you're reading off IRI's script

Fesenjoon2 — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:13:49 +0000

OK. So here are 3 major signs that you're (knowingly or unknowingly) reading off the propaganda script of IRI, designed to sustain the livelihood of IRI for another 35 years, and written to brainwash the people.

Here goes:

CARTOON: ONE MORE THING IRANIANS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ISRAEL

Fesenjoon2 — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:02:44 +0000

Let me sum up all of what I said in my previous blog. They say an image is worth a 1000 words. Maybe this might work. Who knows!

Go on! Keep wasting our time, resources, energy, and life on Israel, zionists, and other stupid irrelevant shit, instead of trying to focus on the tyrannical regime of the islamic republic of hell!

It's the survival of the fittest.

The stupid will go extinct.

And Iran is going extinct.

Go on. Keep enlightening us about Gaza and Israel.

Perhaps you were made to be ruled.

FICTION: Iran in 2012, had there been no Khomeini

Fesenjoon2 — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 23:04:44 +0000

DIARY, OCT 7, 2012 (16 MEHR, 2571)

10 things about Israel every Iranian should know

Fesenjoon2 — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:08:31 +0000

The Anatomy of the Islamic Republic of Iran

Fesenjoon2 — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 18:50:32 +0000

The Islamic Republic of Iran is like no other country on Earth. It has no well defined organized structure, defies all principles of economics and management, constantly has lack of esteem issues, craves for war with others, and openly declares its own self-preserving interests above that of its people. Political scholars have for years tried to analyze and dissect this hodge-podge mix of a regime. Is it a theocratic republic? Is it a clerical monarchy? Is it a totalitarian oligarchy? Is it all three? What the fuck is it?

Islam a Religion of Peace? I don't think so!

Fesenjoon2 — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:51:20 +0000

Have you noticed that the only religion that keeps repeating the phrase "... is a religion of peace" is Islam? If it were truly peaceful why would it need to keep repeating it? Do you ever see any other religion continually saying this?

Why Allah never received a PhD

Fesenjoon2 — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 20:42:13 +0000

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Arabic.

3. He previously had published the same paper in another language (Hebrew) in another journal.

4. It has no references.

5. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

6. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

7. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

توهین به اسلام شد؟ به جهنم که شد

Fesenjoon2 — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:18:20 +0000

The story of Iran in a single picture

Fesenjoon2 — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:08:04 +0000

Keep on yapping about Palestine and Israel and Zionists and Imperialism and Bahais and the other idiotic hogwash that mullahs have been brainwashing you with for the last 35 years.

No wonder the oligarchy of Iran has been able to remain in power for so long. The only thing more abundant than Imamzadehs and mullahs in Iran is the stupidity of their followers. As Loki so comically said: "In the end, you will all kneel. You were made to be ruled."

Carry on: Marg bar Israel.

Iranian president: We have psychic technology

Fesenjoon2 — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:05:09 +0000

Some things just never change. On the good side, we will always continue to be family oriented, mystically minded, spiritually natured characters in love with our food, heritage, envioronment, architecture, and poetry. Even if our country is balkanized and split into 10 little countries, our culture will survive another millenia.

HAFEZ: Iran's violent culture

Fesenjoon2 — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 13:54:14 +0000

Akhonds in Space!

Fesenjoon2 — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:03:58 +0000

The Student News Agency reports that a Hawzah in Mashad will be opening a seminary field of study specialized in "extraterrestrial jurisprudence".

Henceforth ass-bombing is Halal

Fesenjoon2 — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 23:06:01 +0000

If you think that that Khorram-abad's Friday Prayer leader was pulling a fast one out of his ass when he said Chickens are haram and that they cant fly because they disobeyed Noah's instructions, then you aint seen nothing!

Behold this heavenly verdict (linked above) as a fine sample:

Basically, it is Halal to have anal sex (lawaat) and stuff things up your ass, if it will do Islam any good.

So henceforth use the term ass-bomber and ass-bombing! Sample usage:

The benefits of holy urine

Fesenjoon2 — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:22:46 +0000

I learn something new every day.

I kid you not, the ayatollah here actually says this midway thru the clip:

"Drinking the fragrant urine of the holy prophet of Islam can save you from perpetual hunger."

I dont know where to even begin on this one!

Why do Iranians lie?

Fesenjoon2 — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 00:32:31 +0000

Behold the image above. It says "Down with USA". It's what Iranians will translate their famous ideological motto that has been the centerpiece of their foreign policy for 35 years. And it can be seen everywhere in Iran on walls and murals.

Want to know what the true original motto says in Farsi?

Iran is a country of fools

Fesenjoon2 — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 20:01:14 +0000

Behold a snapshot of one of Iran's newspaper frontpages. It reads:

"Ayatollah Kharrazi expands on the principles of the physics of religion and uses analytical Islamic Jurispredence to explain the relationship between earthquakes and sin: Earthquakes are the manifestation of the infinite density anger of the position of Velayat of the descendants of Mohammad in reaction to sinful acts."

چگونه در پانزده قدم یک قدیس شوید

Fesenjoon2 — Fri, 04 May 2012 21:12:45 +0000

این هم یک دستورالعمل برای اینکه چگونه از یک آدمیزاد معمولی تبدیل به یک قدیس الهی شوید. کافیست به این موارد جامه عمل بپوشانید:

How to become a sacred Imam in 15 steps

Fesenjoon2 — Tue, 01 May 2012 00:46:20 +0000

Here are 15 steps on how to rise from an average pipe smoking joe to a sacred Imam with all the perks. Just follow these steps:

1. Isolate yourself from people, and only deal with them through intermediaries and go-betweens. A holy diety is not a commoner. He is seldom seen, and when he appears to the public, it is an auspicious occasion of note. Look around, you might spot a choir of angels singing your zohoor from khafaa.