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Don't Make Racist Remarks

Don't make racist anti-Arab remarks. There are reactionaries and imbeciles in every nationality. Arabs are human beings just like anybody else.

Should I laugh or….

It was a hilarious piece to watch but sad context for suggesting these idiotic methods to overthrow the IRI. It shows how some opposition groups are nothing but a thin air.

The Answer

1 ¼ Cent, let me try to answer you. Democracy, freedom of speech, etc will come from societies and culture. You cannot produce them from thin air. Shah, Reza Shah, Khomeini, Ahmedinejad, …. They didn’t come from plant Mars. They came from the Iranian society, family, and culture. So the solution is to change ourselves and our culture and became more democratic, tolerate and respect each others’ opinions, trust and help each other and become united despite the fact that we may not think alike. This will take some time. A baby doesn’t grow up to become an adult overnight. Of course some people think that we should skip all these and bomb Iran to democracy overnight. These people, in my opinion, fall under two categories: fools and foreign agents. BTW, I’m an IRI agent. I’m also a bleeding heart liberal but somehow at the same time I’m an Islamist-fascist. I have also worked from time to time with MI6 and CIA.  

Doomed if they advocate violent uprising ....

Doomed if they advocate violent uprising against the IRI, doomed if they don't! If people suggest violent attacks on the Islamic Republic Regime, they get blamed by some of you for being selfish, irresponsible, sit aside and say lengeshkon type, this, and that! if they recommend peaceful and nonviolent resistance, they get ridiculed by some of you for being incompetent, moron, out of touch with reality, this, and that!

can one, not two, not three, just one of you guys explain to a moron like me your approach, plan, strategy, scheme, mechanism, tools, funding, etc. for tackling and collapsing the Islamic Republic with its $50 Billion a year propaganda machinery!? Until that day you present your case, I suggest you shut the f*** up and get to work!

Now, I haven't watched the entire program therefore I can't explain the underlying context and tone of the this video clip. Maybe these guys are trying to be sarcastic, I don't know and I don't certainly want to jump to the conclusion that they are a bunch of morons and by the way I am, by no means, related to or follow these guys, so don't try to label me with this and that! However, based on what I have heard on the background of the guy on the left, he lost one his eyes early 80's during one of the skirmishes with the a bunch of hezbollahy thugs, and please don't crucify me if this happens to be inaccurate!? However, If true, he has more and bigger balls than all of you guys' heads combined, shaved, and placed next to one another which also would make the biggest ass in the world as well!?

PS1 To ALL: Stop pontificating and start presenting solutions!

PS2 Agha majid, State trooper's example was to support the effectiveness of the method! Get it!?

This is as good as the Monty Python Kilimanjaro Expedition

//uk.youtube.com/watch?v=46btEgKmCTo

I guess they think if Gandhi could unite an entire nation and take them on the salt march that you can sit in a rented LA studio and get your average cheesed off Iranian to end his/her bickering with his/her fellows and start to bring the regime down by Civil disobedience all with half of hour of instructions from these two guys and quicker than you could make a lovely Fesenjoon dish!

What a Gandi idea!?

Mikh & Chasp

I congradulate GWB and the New Cons. to have invested the American Taxpayer's money so rightly.

I really think these guys are part of the Axis of evil who are using GWB to get part of the funds which he intends to replace the regim.
Well done guys.

Opposition for dummies!

These two geniuses should write one of those "Dummies" books, titled:

How to overthrow a government for dummies!

Written by: The dummies

Hilarious

Honestly, I had not laughed this hard in a LONG time. No wonder IRI does not interfere with their signal, these clowns make IRI goons look good !!

1 1/2 cents

I knew it, I knew it ................

I knew someone will pup up to defend these nut cases.

You're the first out of how many?? enlighten me please!

And that makes you what?

What the heck state troopers effort has to do with this B.S. ?

I know you have enough BALLs to make up for the rest of us here!

Join them! they're waiting for the third stooge!

And to give you an idea for another revolutionary tactic.....

You can get up early every morning and poop on all locks they missed the night before ( Bereen be har chi ghofl-e)!

Good luck.

Re: 1 1/2 Cents, the man with big balls

I think ballsless people in Iran they need a leader with balls like you to lead them through this revolutionary idea of dumping nails in streets and stuffing people’s locks with glue and other brilliant tactics to fold the IRI once and for all. Then all the other ballsless people abroad can go back to Iran and live happily ever after. BTW, don't forget to take these two old farts with you just in case you ran out of ideas and tactics.

don't forget dogshit in a bag!

place it in front of government buildings, and hide behind a bush, and watch the revolution unfold!

I am on my way to Home Depot :-)

One box nail...one container of crazy glue...The sad part is that this piece was actually shown on IRI tv to make fun of the opposition in LA....

Think for a few seconds before you make fun of these guys...!?

1) I am not a supporter of these guys!?

2) One should not take a snap shot of a video out of context but rather watch and listen to the entire conversation to be able to make logical conclusion!?

3) Despite the ridiculousness of the conversation here, these guys are trying to encourage people to resort to nonviolent protests!? I don't see any one of you guys lining up to take arms against the mullahs!?

4) Have you heard of state troopers throwing 'ninja' nails on the roads causing cars blowing up tires during high speed chases!?

5) Sugar NOT salt in the car gas tank can damage the engine hence disabling it!?

6) Knowing the ballsless people in Iran, I doubt if anyone of them even dare doing these stupid-sounding mischiefs!?

Re: Azadi

I think you are kind of in line with these two geniuasses. The jackass on the left, isn't he that comedian who played in some Iranian comedy shows? I recognized his Weird voice.

look this mother fu......

//hajiagha.tripod.com

if you right go and shoot the Mullahs why creat problems for a people all ready have so many problems , whos this stupid guys in TV ? what kind fu.....educationیکی از یکی خرتز  this guy have?

Lol Opposition

lol. These guys are one of the kind. The opposition is soooo cute :)

So finally the idiots in LA

So finally the idiots in LA have devised a strategy to fight IRI: People should start hurting themselves; that would show the Mullahs. Why is causing trouble for the poor average citizen a good way of opposing IRI? And it only took them 30 yrs to come up with this. They truly have manure for brains.

I got an idea!

These two idiots should join forces with Hajiagha(iranian.com self proclaimed cartoonist/philosopher) and go after the regim.  If it all works out, they can write an over throw your government for idiots book and start a multi nation speaking tour.

A. Pournourbakhsh

ps.  I know Haji is a virgin, but I don't know if these 2 have any children!  I hope not.

And one more suggestion

After you're done with your day full of these tactics, right before you go to bed, you can pray:

(Elaahi jezze jigar bezanin)

That compeletes your rebelious day.

NOW the motherland is saved, sweet dreams MOBAAREZAAN! 

I bet you anything

These are the people who see themselves as opposition and I bet you anything after the fall of the mullahs they demand some position in the new government !

Now, isn't that funny!!

As the late "Jamaal zaadeh" said:

BEELAH DIG, BEELAH CHOGHONDAR.

THIS opposition needs THSES tactics to win.

Hadi is no stooge!

Frankly, I am shocked at Messrs. Khachatoorian Mr. Ganji, since usually, they have more common sense. Are you sure this is not a spoof?

As for Hadi Khorsandi, he is not a stooge, but down right funny, a satirist and a gifted comedian. I don't think these guys intend to be funny.

Eyvay

This is fucking hilarious, I laughed so hard that I got tears in my eyes. Man these two monkeys having an IQ of not even a monkey! If that is our opposition to IRI (way be hAlemoon). As Albert Einstein once said, and I quote:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "

Funny and funnier

These guys should take their act on the road. And for the guy who wanted another stooge for their act? They can get Hadi Khorsandi and complete the team

Two stooges!

All they need is another dumbass so they become Three Stooges! LOL!!!!

Sang Kaghaz Gheychi!

How about mash bezarim to ghashogh pelastiki part konim beheshoon? Ya mitooneh mash basheh ya mitooneh reeg basheh, take your pick!

Vay be roozi ke mossallah shavim!

Are You F*$#@ Kidding ME?

You two should offer your consulting services to CIA.  With your level of intelligence you will fit right in with the rest of those dumb asses.  Why is it that all of a sudden everyone with a digital camera and a computer has to let the world know what they think or in this case don't think?  Do me a favor and next time get rid of the Iraninan flag and speak in Arabic.  As stupid as you two are, you should learn Arabic.  International language of stupid people.

A. Pournourbakhsh

No wonder...

...this regime is not threatend by opposition!

Carzy Mother Fuckers

These two assholes are fucking crazy. No wonder they poked his eye out. More stupid then them are the ones who watch these satellites.

A New Idea

You can derive very slowly behind girls and when you get close start barking very loud. That will show the Mullas that you mean business.I also like the idea by Mani321.Maybe if we start doing all these together, we’ll overthrow the Mullas. But we have to do all of them. Don’t limit yourselves in doing only one thing.  

Brain storm !!

What such great ideas by "Raafi Khaachaatooriaan and DR. Ganji" !!!

Another bright idea is hide behind corners and (Pekh konid too deleshoon) ! Or if that's too risky, you can do it from your studio in LA.

 Now THAT'll bring Mullas to their knees!

You guys have anymore?

Opposition at it's best! Khaak bar saretoon.