From the office of Hilary Clinton: "I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran. In the next ten years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them. "I want the Iranians to know that, I will then turn up on an aircraft carrier and declare an end to the war years before it's anywhere near over… that we will disband their army and allow looters to steal ancient artifacts from their museums… that our troops' limbs will be blown off, their heads too and that we will censor images of coffins in US flags coming home… I want Iranians to know that despite the suffering we will cause our soldiers, the misery we will visit on the Persians will be greater – and worth it. Our mission is to bring democracy to Abadan -- it belongs to us all. "And, finally, I want the Iranian president to know that respectable, civilized, white women like me can teach him a thing or two about being a vulgar, racist, oriental despot… Move over dear, Hilary is here -- the first female shah of Iran."