Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends
The Onion
04-Apr-2010 (2 comments)

"Our goal was to determine how large doses of the stimulant would improve or impair the chimpanzee's ability to perform memory and language tasks," said primatologist Daniel Martin, the project's lead researcher. "What we found was that cocaine not only disrupted Bobo's concentration and recall, but it also caused him to lie, cheat, and emotionally manipulate those around him."

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Mardom Mazloom

Khaleh jan,

by Mardom Mazloom on

Yes, other alternatives shouldn't be moved aside. Without intending to offend these poor animals, our A.N. is a bit more complex than real chimps.

khaleh mosheh

Nice one MM

by khaleh mosheh on

AN's cocaine to me seems to be his self righteous religiosity..or alternatively he could just be a lying sack of monkey excrement.