McCain Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians
huffington post / Andy Borowitz
10-Jul-2008 (11 comments)

Citing what he called the "overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians," presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject. Titled "John McCain's Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians," the list was published on his official campaign website at

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I'm not sure what scares me

by American Wife (not verified) on

I'm not sure what scares me the most... the fact that someone thinks this is funny (Andy Borowitz)... or the fact that several of you think that this is true...

Unfortunately this is just about as simple as it gets when it comes to provocative comments fueling the fire.  These are just WORDS.  But words start an argument... an argument starts a fight... a fight starts retaliation... and before you know it...



Why France?

by abc (not verified) on

This commentator says , people are luckier in France. why?
really nice.... LOL


Mr Javid

by KB on

Mr Javid,

 As a/the principle of this site, could you ask GoogleAds or whomever to stop putting McCains ads on this site. Frankly I find them offensive.

Alterantively, could you ask them if you could put ads on their site.





How arrogant

by Abarmard on

Here is a quote from his website:

Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, "My
friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all
Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious."


RAMBOZO the clown

by ThePope on

is still making jokes about killing Iranians?!?!

He's so pathetic.

Lets just hope he becomes the next president.

It seems that he'll be much more amusing than the present clown.

Well, maybe it's our good luck! Either in Iran or far away, it doesn't make a dif. Wherever we go, a buffoon will be the ruling figure!

PS: our luckiest compatriots are in France!!



by THATkid (not verified) on

People relax...this is satire. Andy Borowitz, who wrote this, is a comedian and that site is a political comedy website. However it's sad that we can actually see McCain saying something like that.
He's an idiot no matter though.


What is he smoking?

by Nadias on

Seriously, is he on drugs or is he just mental? This goes beyond being idiotic

solh va doosti/paz a vosotros/paix et amitié





why is McCain looking at me in Iranian

by KB on

McCain is a senile old fool and his comments are nothing short of racist. He has prostituted all his principles in order to have a shot at being the president.

Yet as I am writing this, I keep having his pictures shoved into my face via not one, but two advertising banners on this site. With messages such as honest, Leader..BS...BS

I wonder what his staff would think if they knew he is campaign is being advertised on a site called Do you think he would make a joke about killing this site?


Anyone have a screenshot of this list? Or the list itself?

by Outcast (not verified) on

Post it please, the campaign tok down the list. Then post another version were you replace the word Iranian with Jew or American, and send it to Zion or some other McCain anus licker



by farokh2000 on

This man is totally insane and getting even worse every day, just like the one he is hoping to replace.


Not funny at all

by Abarmard on

He is an idiot. Nothing more needs to be said