April Fool's Day headlines (with impunity):
Hillary Rodham Clinton has a lesbian relationship with Vanna White
Barack Obama sold his Nobel Prize medal to pay for health care reform
Ali Khamenei has colon cancer
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is homosexual
George Walker Bush's brain has been growing steadily ever since he stopped being the President
Benjamin Netanyahu is a peaceful man
Mir-Hossein Mousavi’s favorite color is pink
Mohammad Khatami is finally going to do something
Hashemi Rafsanjani is using a new facial hair growth formula
Bill Clinton finally admits he had sex with Monica Lewinsky
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To few of IC writers: After I wrote my list, I had 2nd thought.
by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:46 AM PDTAfter I wrote my comment on this blog, I had second thought and wanted to edit it so it would only mention MPD's list rather than adding my list. However someone had already replied so I could not edit my comment. If I have offended any of IC writers whom I mentioned in my list, I am sorry.
My favorite joke/de ja vu : "Nukular Scientist Defector"
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:26 AM PDTRemember the Iraqi "scientist defector" who gave the "data" to provide grounds for an attack on Iraq? Remember him? He did it for German citizenship. I wonder what this recent "scientist defector" will receive?
Google Iraq and Curveball ..... what a funny guy!!! 500K people dead! hahahahahahaha. American soldiers bahahahaha. war is so funny. Thank you American media.
MPD/Anahid, very funny lists - thanks.
by MM on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:19 AM PDToh, our friends just announced that the sound heard was not an atomic bomb, but rather the sound of the relief from a bad constipation, but as usual, Iran got the worse end of the stick.
Jolly Me, great post (your avatar is precious!)
by Monda on Thu Apr 01, 2010 09:56 AM PDTnow i need to read on the omiti Qaesiia and the Persians of Kharabati.
MPD another fresh round of LOL's!
by Monda on Thu Apr 01, 2010 09:52 AM PDTand it's not even 10:00 am! Thank you.
More April Fools' Day headlines
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Thu Apr 01, 2010 04:16 PM PDT.
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Ali Khamenei's colon cancer is the biggest in the world
Ahmadinejad admits he is gay
Khamenei issues a fatwa announcing Ahmadinejad is gay
Ahmadinejad vows to replace green with pink on the Iranian national flag
Jalleho denies Ahmadinejad is gay
Imam Zaman appears in Iran, immediately afterwards commits suicide
Khamenei denounces sizdah bedar, after riots break out he retracts
Khamenei announces Iran is developing atomic bombs to get rid of his colon cancer
Jalleho denies Khamenei has colon cancer
An atomic explosion is heard in Iran; Khomeini's colon cancer is cured
MPD
by capt_ayhab on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:03 AM PDTlovely and creative as usual.
You put a smile on my face now and I thank you.
-YT
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by yolanda on Thu Apr 01, 2010 08:10 AM PDTHi! Anahid,
Your list cracked me up, too.....my favorites are 1-4, especially #2......I read the guy's "only" intelligent post several days ago......OMG! You are great to have a humorous approach to the situation! That is very kind of you!
Thank you for adding number to each joke....it helps, LOL!
Not bad Anahid :o)
by Monda on Thu Apr 01, 2010 06:40 AM PDTRegarding your #9, Where is Ari these days?? And I do hope Orang would move out here! Seriously on both accounts.
I look forward to MPD and others adding new items to this blog. This is one fun blog.
Anahid Azziz, MPD
by minadadvar on Thu Apr 01, 2010 06:21 AM PDTLove your lists. Creative and funny. LOL.
Dear MPD, this is pretty funny and my favorite one is
by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Apr 01, 2010 05:49 AM PDTThanks for this funny list. My favorite is number 8 about Khatami and here is my list which is all about IC writers:
1. Jaleho writes a truthful blog or comment.
2. Marhoum Kharmagas has asked me to marry him.
3. JJ decides no more sexy pictures on front page.
4. DK decides that going back to Pahlavis may not be the best.
5. I finally figure out what to make of Q.
6. Laleh Gillani writes a positive sentence about Islam.
7. Since Divaneh is Abadani and JJ, I and MPD are also Abadani and write satire, Divaneh is really one of us using a different ID.
8. Orang is moving to San Francisco Bay area to make his Not Yet Dead Poet Society more active.
9. There is a subject that Ari does not know about.
10. Because of repeated requests from IC raeders, JJ pays Haji Agha to return to IC with his funny witty cartoons.
What a Crack up, MPD jan :o))
by Monda on Thu Apr 01, 2010 05:38 AM PDTThey're all good!
I was thinking of the possibility of your contribution on April Fool's... So good to have you back. I hope your ayyam eyd were calm and happy.
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by yolanda on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDTHi! MPD,
I am glad you are back! Yeah!!!!
#3 is my favorite:
Ali Khamenei has colon cancer
I would like to add the adjective "malignant' or "incurable" before "colon cancer"
take care!