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Today I spotted the latest in the subtle arrival of Muslim Singles and Muslim dating ads on Iranian.com. These contrast with the big busty hendoonehs on the girl of the new MEET SINGLE PERSIANS ONLINE! ads, whom I have come to love from afar. For the first time I find Iranian.com fulfilling both my internet needs in one site. Although typing one-handed is slower.

But the Muslim connection, I'm really not getting. Not that I object, hell I don't care if your a satanist, date anyone you want, it's a mutually inclusive sport. But exactly when did any of us rally specify that the ideal mate has to be a Muslim and that what was really needed was a dating service catering to all those Hallal animal urges?

Also when did we start wearing the hejab and those Pakestani kafir-like long white shirts and skinny top caps which funny enough, look a lot like yarmulkes?

And when did we start calling it Muslim? The last time I checked, I was born, then the doctor apparently cut me into the shape of a Moslem. Snip, snip, Mashallah!

In this latest Muslim ad, a cartoon for salam singles ecard, the ad depicts a young man entering an automobile race with a Camel, to win the hand of a fair maiden put literally in a box. Now that right there is insulting, to assume that a maiden in this day and age is sitting helpless and coy (submissive?) waiting for a man to win her in a race. Ridiculous, or as JJ would say, retarted. And since when does Camel mean Iran?

The race goes on, and the man and camel slowly wind their way in the race with the cars driving past them, your typical tortoise and the hare scenario. They stop to rest and for the camel to eat leaves off a tree and to drink, when suddenly the cars race past, and the guy says, get this, Yallah! and smacks the camel's ass and off they go.

As they get closer a car ahead of them spills oil onto the road, a classic James Bond scenario to which the young man on the camel responds by smoking a cigarette, dropping it onto the oil which catches fire, eventually reaching the car spewing it, and exploding.

The young man and camel reach the finish line and he gets the girl, and the camel gets a big smooch from a girl camel with big red lips.

Actually never mind, that is pretty cute now that I think about it.

You can watch the ad without having to date anyone by clicking HERE