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You KNOW you are IRANIAN when...
24-Apr-2008
...you tell the young lady you are on a date with ( a few small lies):
1) They are always offering me these cute girls from back home, to marry, 25 years my junior, but I don’t want that.
2) Oh, well...My father tried telling the Shah, but he didn’t listen.
3) I had to end it; she was falling in love with me, big time.
4) Everybody thinks I am Italian.
5) I am staying with my parents because my mansion is being remodeled.
6)I have only dated models.
7) I am practically divorced.
8) They fired me because I was Iranian.
9) Oh, that? That was a green card marriage. It really doesn’t count!
10) My Mercedes is in the shop. This crappy car is a friend’s.
11) Oh, oh,....They’re calling me from “work”. I have to go now…there is an emergency, the network is down.
12) I’ll give you a call!
...you tell the gentleman you are on a date with ( a few small lies):
1) They did offer me a modeling job, but the industry is so sleazy, I had to say no.
2) I have sooo many khaastegaars, but I said No to all.
3) Of course I am a virgin.
4) I have been here for 2 years, but I have forgotten Farsi!
5) I don’t care about a man’s money. I want a real man!
6) My grandfather was Reza Shah's best friend.
7) My shenaasnaameh name is " Soghraa", but everyone calls me "Brigitte".
8) All my friends have some “work” done; not me!I believe in staying natural.
9) We had 5 nokar and kolfat and raanandeh in Iran.
10) Who ?Hassan? Oh, please, we were just friends.
11) Yes, I am always mistaken for Salma Hayak.
12) Oh, it’s my Mom calling. There is an emergency. Maamaanbozorg ghash kardeh…gotta run.
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To: IRANdokht( Brigitte)
by Ali P. on Thu Apr 24, 2008 04:22 PM CDTHe has been busy with work and everything dear.
He told me to tell you he will call you soon :-)
Nice
by aminoo on Thu Apr 24, 2008 04:06 PM CDTVery funny...thanks for a good laugh today
dast be delam nazaar...
by IRANdokht on Thu Apr 24, 2008 01:54 PM CDTI am still holding my breath, staring at the phone, waiting for him to call.
I wish you had posted this blog sooner. I am turning blue...
IRANdokht
The airport
by Alborzi (not verified) on Thu Apr 24, 2008 01:25 PM CDTYou always get "randomly" selected for search.
They finger print you.
I cannot believe it!
by Ali P. on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:57 PM CDTYou mean she was lying?
I can forgive 1-11, but how could she use sweet Maamaanbozorg as a way of ditching me!! Now THAT's mean! I went home and prayed for her Maamaanbozorg...bless her heart.
You Know You are Iranian
by The Real Nader Vanaki (not verified) on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:04 PM CDTEversince 9/11 you think your phone is being tapped.
funny. Please keep it up.
by n.zanincanadai on Thu Apr 24, 2008 08:49 PM CDTfunny. Please keep it up.
I had to end it; she was falling in love with me, big time.
by Rosie T. on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:35 AM CDTI know that one, I know it very well. You have to make a separate category for it. It isn't a lie.
At least not in my experience. As a "khareji".
Come to think of it, here's one: You know you are an Iranian when you have lived in the United States since the Revolution and you still call Americans foreigners when you are amongst your hamvatans, even though your English is now better than your Persian.
Was that too long? Sorry.
Don't listen to canadai. She's filled with endorphins these days and she's not thinking straight. Keep 'em rolling, Hassan. Keep 'em rolling.
Cranky..!
by Reza P. (not verified) on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:00 AM CDTDid 1-11 apply to you, n.zanincanadai?
LOL...
You know you're Iranian
by n.zanincanadai on Thu Apr 24, 2008 09:55 AM CDTYou know you're Iranian when you just can't let go! Maybe give us a week between these Iranian blogs so we can miss them??? :)
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