Iranian.com's Norooz Message!

Iranian.com's Norooz Message!
by Esfand Aashena
21-Mar-2011
 

Everyone from Obama on down have given Norooz "messages" and prayers but nothing from our own i.com powers to be!  Maybe they don't have a speech writer and maybe they really want to say what's in their heart but are tarofing!  Here's what I think they may want to say if they didn't have to be politically correct!

Dear Iranians and iranian.com's citizens,

Another year has passed and you have remained as pig headed as last year and the year before and as ever!  Both in Iran and here in cyberspace!  We're tired of this shit and have given up on you guys behaving!  So instead of any Norooz message here we have some Norooz Warnings for you!

- In the new year there will be a number of changes to the comments section!

- As god as our witness if you as much as use the words F or S your comment will be automatically deleted!

- If anyone talks anymore about any "clear guidelines" or "rules of the road" we will change your avatar to a picture of Ahmadinejad!  If you're an Ahmadi supporter your avatar will be changed to a picture of Rajavi!

- In the new year talking about Islam will be banned altogether!

- You'll need prior authorization to use the word Persian in your blogs or comments!

You may not like the tone in our Norooz Message but we're doing this for your own good!  If you know of any better Norooz Message use it!

Happy Norooz!

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Esfand Aashena

Marhaba Rea! Happy belated Norooz to you as well!

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Rea

Ahlan va sahlan

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Happy Norooz to all of you.

Somewhat late but wtf. Better late than never. And no more F words, please. ;o)


Truthseeker9

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Jahanshah Javid

ooooh....

by Jahanshah Javid on

.... cheh khabareh! daad o beedaad raah endaakhti!

Simorgh5555 khan khanoom... this blog is a joke. it has nothing to do with iranian.com or its administrators.

We didn't write it, we didn't endorse it, and none of us even read it. Well, I haven't.


Simorgh5555

Norooz Message - who do you think you're talking to?

by Simorgh5555 on

So this is your new your message: insulting your users by calling them 'pig headed'. If you have any balls then come out and identify yourself.  

On the one hand 'you' - the nameless administrator of Iranian.com complains that despite there being so many users only a handful of people bother participating int he discussion forum and when they do you insult them by calling them 'pig headed'.

You must be a complete hypocritical bafoon to run and administer a discussion forum and hate the people who comment on it. Why do you tortute yourself if you don't like what you read. The last laugh is on you. 

You pathetic nameless Iranian.com administator. I don't care whether it is Jahasnah Javid writing or someone else. 'Pig Headed' is your ame. Learn some respect you moron.  


Esfand Aashena

Pedro you're authorized 2 mix & match the 4 words w/ each other!

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As long as there are the four words ONLY!  Another change being considered is to change the minimum required blog words from 10 words to 4 words!

Everything is sacred


pedro

Delemon ba hamin 4 ta

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kalame khosh bood. Bashe onam begirid daro dokoon ma ra ham tatil konid. Maa ke 30 sale azegar chobe eslami to saro maghzemon khodre, bashe chashm hala dege khafekhon ham migirim. Ey bekhosgi shans.

Mamnoon Esfande Aashena. Jaleb bood.

Stop Execution and torture of Iranians in Islamic regime Prisons


Anahid Hojjati

Esfand jan, I wrote a Norooz message too

by Anahid Hojjati on

 

 Dear Esfand, since you wrote a message for IC admin whereas in your blog, you noted:"Here's what I think they may want to say if they didn't have to be politically correct! ", I thought I would write a Noroozi message to IC Admin. Here is the URL for my blog:

http://iranian.com/main/blog/anahid-hojjati/my-payam-noroozi-ic-admin-now-esfand-has-written-one-them

Esfand jan, Dorood bar sale no shoma, and sorry for my awkward NoRooz greeting. I know many Iranians replace Arabic words like Salam with Dorood. This was my attempt to replace Arabic word "mobarak".


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Maryam jaan the word "Nowruz" is on the watchlist as well!

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Maryam Hojjat

I love your Amo NowRuz Picture

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Thanks for your blog.