TASLIAT: Kim Jong Il in Team America

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TASLIAT: Kim Jong Il in Team America
by Darius Kadivar
19-Dec-2011
 

Kim Jong-il, the leader of North Korea, has died at the age of 69 after suffering a heart attack, North Korean state media has announced.


Kim, known in the communist country as the "Dear Leader", died on Saturday aboard a train during a trip out of Pyongyang. ( See Related BBC News)

North Korea's Kim Jong-il dead at 69 (Al Jazeera Report) :

Kim Jong-il, the leader of North Korea, has died at the age of 69 after suffering a heart attack, North Korean state media has announced.


Kim, known in the communist country as the "Dear Leader", died on Saturday aboard a train during a trip out of Pyongyang, a tearful presenter for the official KCNA news agency said on Monday.
Laura Kyle looks back at Kim Jong-il's legacy.

North Korean State TV announces Kim Jong Il's death (BBC Report) :

Kim Jong Il, the leader of North Korea has died. He was 69. He died on a train trip, a tearful state television announcer dressed in black, reported Monday.

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kazem0574

Rent-A-Cry mob

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So its not just IRI with its Sandis khore rent-A-Mob, North Koreans also have them.

When you have such miserable life crying comes easy particularly if there is something in it for you too.

They don't have Sandis they have what they call a " super drink". Helps you cry for hours.

//www.nationalreview.com/the-feed/200211/nort...

 


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this was unintentionally funny

by Anahid Hojjati on

this crying which i saw on tv and looked fake.


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North Koreans Crying!

by Faramarz on

This is so funny! Group crying by the N. Koreans!

 

//www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd...


Rea

S/he, the Beloved gone

by Rea on

Good for him (her), for Koreans nothing will change.

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Esfand Aashena

Did u notice 2 Iranians kings, Ahmad Shah & Mohammad Reza Shah?!

by Esfand Aashena on

Yolanda, Ahmad Shah was 16 and Mohammad Reza Shah was 21 when he came to power at the height of WWII.  So there may be "hope"!  

Everything is sacred


yolanda

........

by yolanda on

"heavy water my plants"

LOL!

Let's see who will show up at the funeral. My prediction: Russia, China, Myanmar, and IRI!


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Who’s crying now?

by kazem0574 on

A very sad rahbar, has been seen crying and humming Dr Hooks song.

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Who's gonna heavy water my plants?
Who's gonna patch my exploded plants?

And who's gonna give me
The chance to feel brand new?

Who's gonna supply my ships?
Who's gonna fix where it hurts?
And who needs a man when
He flirts the way I do?

Who, if not you?
Who, if not you?

Who, if not you?
Tell me, who, if not you?

Who's gonna get uranium to me on time?
Who'll smile and say my missiles  look fine?

And who's gonna stay on my mind
The whole day through?

Who's gonna see that I'm fed with rockets?
Then who's gonna want me in bed?
But who'll watch boring IRI TV instead
Because I do?

Who, if not you?
Tell me, who, if not you?
Who...

The song:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRemY4kGjM

 


yolanda

........

by yolanda on

Apparently he is not the youngest head of state in history, many young ones.....

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_state_leaders_in_modern_times

Mouse:

LOL! N. Korea just had missile testing! I heard people fire guns at funerals, but N Korea fires missiles!


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Come on Yolanda a 28 year old w/ nukes is just fine, no problem!

by Esfand Aashena on

What could possibly go wrong?!  Now who among us hasn't had a nuclear weapon for Christmas when we were 28 years old?! 

Everything is sacred


Roozbeh_Gilani

Anglo, I dont know of any other "comi Dynasty"

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

Apart from this north korean type.

BTW, who is the guy in your new avatar? Adam Smith? 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


yolanda

........

by yolanda on

The guy has 3 - 4 wives, not sure if he was polygamous or serial monogamous. Kim Jung Un's mom is dead! Not sure if it is natural cause or she was obliterated by Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jung Un admires Michael Jordan.....maybe Michael Jordan can talk him into giving up the nuclear weapons and concentrating on basketball instead!

It is scary of letting a 28 year old running a country with nuclear weapons!


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Actually Khamenei

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will die in less than a year.


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Kim Jung Un is also an ill SOB!

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Everything is sacred


Darius Kadivar

The cinephile despot

by Darius Kadivar on


A Fellow who loved movies so much can't have been entirely bad. I've got a soft spot for this despot ;0)) 

 

The cinephile despot (bbc)

 

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And who says Commies leadership is not hereditary?

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Hamsadeh jaan say something about Khamanei!

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Please, say something within the lines of what you said about NK and perhaps Khamanei will disappear within days as well!  You never know, some people have special abilities and you may be one of them and don't even know it!

If you say something about Khamanei and he dies within days we will all bow to you here on i.com! 

Everything is sacred


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i doubt that there will be

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esfand jan or should i say playa', i don't know if you're trying to be funny or just spread misinformation.  let me know when you find the statement that i supposedly made that n. korea is not a player or a major player.  here's the thread in which we "discussed" it. :)

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Faramarz

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Deh Deh...

Control youself Comrad!! Don't you read WHat mr. Asgard said in his artikool and then in the just posted Interview with Kablahi Ari :))?

Shyness is good thing!!! 


Dr. Mohandes

Faramarz

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Deh Deh...

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Shyness is good thing!!! 


Roozbeh_Gilani

Ah, what a bliss when a dictator dies...

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

we all have so much fun at their expense.

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"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


Faramarz

"کیم اوخ جون" رهبر جدید کره شمالی!

Faramarz


 

دکتر مهندس جان،

کیم جون با اون صورت گرد و لب های غنچه و لپ های سرخ و گوشت آلود و ابروهای قیطونی، بهتره که حالا حالا ها ایران نره چون براش حرف درمیارن!

 


//www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/i...


Esfand Aashena

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز.

Esfand Aashena


بیا یه بوس بده نازتو قربون

اون قد و قامتتو قربون

غروب ها چو می‌شه روشن چراغا

دیریریم را ریرام باقیش یادم رفت!

Everything is sacred


Esfand Aashena

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز!

Esfand Aashena


کیم جان ایل و تیر و تبار صاحب عزا ن امروز!

Everything is sacred


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Beenam.

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stop bringing sex-related things into this... I mean what is with all the blow and blow and ... you know? you know how hard it is to admininster and attend to Underbelly affairs over here.

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عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز.

Esfand Aashena


خمینی/خامنه ای و یارانش، صاحب عزا ن امروز!

Everything is sacred


Roozbeh_Gilani

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز.

Roozbeh_Gilani


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It is all Hamsade Ghadimi's fault!

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Everything is sacred