SATIRE: Egypt's "Papyrus Revolution"

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SATIRE: Egypt's "Papyrus Revolution"
by Darius Kadivar
29-Jan-2011
 

I had a huge laugh this morning when I read one of the Headlines in the French Press by a so called "Middle East Expert". It was titled "Egypt's Papyrus Revolution". I couldn't help thinking if these experts were running out of ideas ? ;0)

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