You're Fat, I'm Thin. I WILL Make Fun of You!

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You're Fat, I'm Thin.  I WILL Make Fun of You!
by Anonymous Observer
18-Jan-2011
 

Seriously, I can.  I have every right to.  Unless you have a medical condition that causes you to be overweight, or prevents you from exercising or eating healthy, you have no excuse for being fat.  And I have every right to make fun of you.

Unlike you, I take care of my body.  I don’t overeat, I don’t eat chelo-kabobs or chicken kabobs. I don’t eat abgoosht, and I don’t eat a whole plate of white rice that has a 1000 calories at 10:00 pm and consequently, I don’t sit on my ass and talk about politics for the rest of the night while I eat a whole bowl of “ash zard” for dessert.  Hey, I like cannolis, cupcakes, and yes, even “ash zard,” as much the next guy, but I exercise self control.  Nice concept, ha, “self control?”  Look into it.  It may help you in other ways as well.  For example, if you knew anything about self control, you wouldn’t have poured onto the streets back in 1979 and you wouldn’t have brought in an obscure mullah that no one had heard from to rule our country who, in turn, caused you to flee the country, settle in the West and become the fat, chelo-kabob eating slobs that you have become today.  So, don’t tell me it’s not nice to make fun of fat people.  It is actually quite nice to do so.  I have earned that right by denying myself some of the best pleasures in life: tasty food, which you fat people don’t seem to have a problem stuffing your faces with at all hours of the day.

And why don’t you exercise?  If I can go out at 9:00 pm and run ten miles on icy sidewalks in sub-zero temperatures, you can do the same in sunny California.  What, you have “back pain?”  Don’t worry about it.  It’s because you have been sitting on your fat ass for too long.  It’ll all get better once you hit the gym.  It’s too cold?  Too warm?  Join a fucking gym.  It’s climate controlled and you can probably do it for as low as $50.00 a month.  That’s less than what you pay for your delicious “noon khameie” each week.  If you don’t exercise, and I do, and if you’re fat, and I’m skinny, I have every right to make fun of you every single time I see you.  I have earned that right fair and square. 

Now, let's have some fun.  Can you see your toes when you take a shower? No?  That’s hilarious!  How many chins do you have?  If you’re a man, do you share your wife’s bras to keep your man breasts firm and tight?  Did I hurt you?  Ahhhh….hey, don’t feel so bad; you’ll probably die of a heart attack soon anyway.  It’s all that disgusting animal fat that has built up in your arteries as a result of eating all those chelo-kabobs.  Also, keep this in mind: when you die, I’ll be at your funeral. And in your memory, I will tell everyone about every instance of sloppiness that I have seen when you were alive.  All those times that you snored and woke up the whole house, all those times that I saw you drenched in rancid, fat infused sweat because you walked up one flight of stairs, all those times that you passed out on the couch while still gripping the empty bowl of “ash zard,” all those times that you complained that the “Shamshiri” restaurant didn’t give you enough rice, all those times you put half a stick of butter on your rice….yes, you fat, dead slob…I am keeping track, and I’ll be there.  Trust me.  That’s because I’ll be here long after you’re gone.  Happy eating!

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Refreshing to see a blog on this site...

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Not adorned with grisly pictures of murdered children, screaming for the blood of Jews, Kurds, balooch, or anyone who dares to disagree with the orders of the gods shiite spoksman on the earth, the glorious leader of islamic republic! 

I run or cycle every day without exception. and eat like a horse (yea, you cant beat a nice chelo kabab at 10pm!), yet very skinny. I sincerely believe that modern life style, lacking all forms of routine exercise (walking), is responsible for the epidemic rise in weight, not the food consumption.

But, I am lucky, because I do like kind of chubby ladies, and just wish my wife would stop this silly diet/gym routine.

So delilah NY, dont despair, there are lots of samsons around who like chubby ladies! 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


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Brutal honesty ?

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I am slim and fit , but in all fairness , you have been brutaly cruel . 


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???!!!

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You ran Ten miles in subzero Temps and Icey side walks and you lived to tell about it?

Ye chizi begoo ke begonje akhe.

 


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i have a thin friend (who is not alone in his thinking) that prefers fat women.  he was very disappointed when christina ricci lost all that weight and became skinny.  he was actually disgusted.  this is a matter of prefernce.  but then again, most people who are overweight, in my opinion, would prefer to lose weight.  same for most addictions. you should know that being skinny doesn't give you a "right" to be rude to non-skinnies.  being white doesn't give you a right to be rude to non-whites. being... you get the drift.  are you trying to demonstrate the fallacy of egocentrism?

by the way, i'm skinny and have never thought twice about a chelo kabab.  in fact, i think i'll have a soltani tonight with zoolbia bamieh with tea for dessert. it must be in the genes.  and for having to control yourself not to eat this stuff, i pity you my friend. :)


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do need attention that bad?

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You might be here long after some fat people, but so will  magots and cockroaches, and by reading your comments you are not any different than them!  You might keep fit outside by jogging but what are you going to  do with your ugly soul? What is really the purpose of this venomous writing? are you that miserable in your life that hurting others makes your pathetic existence feel better? or do need attention that bad? I've seen potholes deeper than you, Go listen to Howard Stern or run couple of more laps maybe you feel better. I think the freezing weather has  damaged your brains princess


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I guess I'll have to add the fat lobby to the list

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of people who hate me now.  Take a number folks. :-))


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delete, double post

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AO, you do have a good point but

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you are being a bit mean in your blog about it.


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Yep, greeeeeat blog /'jj'

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Overweight people are highly discriminated against in our society, they are taunted as children in school, abused as adults in the streets, and are covertly discriminated against in hiring and promotion processes.  This is a hate speech blog.

While many overweight people are responsible for their condition, morbid obesity has a genetic component. Body type itself is inherited. Overeating can also be a serious addiction, as with any substance abuse, which is an illness. There can also genetic factors such as craving for sweets, in diabetics. Traumatized people may become addicts (while others may look to abusing others publicly).

Also, privileging thinness is culturally relative, and modern society's obsession with appearance in general and thinness in particular are largely a function of the brainwashing allure of consumerism's enslaving media machine  This privileging also causes anorexia, a life-threatening illness which Leila Pahlavi suffered from and Karen Carpenter died off. Anorexia is now becoming common in males.

Yeah, yeah, free speech. When someone writes a blog to specifically target a person or a group, and gives free rein to whatever abuses they want to heap on them, their blog should be non-featured and unmoderated. It is particularly ridiculous to envision a situation where profanities would be allowed in such a blog because 'your blog is your personal space' (quote from "jj"), but profanties on the thread deleted.

Even if it is true that most overweight people are responsibile for their condition, there are far more offensive ways of being irresponsible, such as writing this:

Did I hurt you?  Ahhhh….hey, don’t feel so bad; you’ll probably die of a heart attack soon anyway.

Not necessarily. Anorexics often die quite young. And the man who first started the jogging craze died of a heart attack while jogging at 50. Interestingly, his name was Fitts. 

To feature this blog is digusting, to delete comments from it is ridiculous, and to praise it is dumb.

Oh, so sorry, I hope I won't 'hurt' anyone by using the word dumb.

yes, you fat, dead slob  

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ps 'jj', just because it doesn't hurt you doesn't mean it doesn't hurt others. If you truly want to improve moderation here and make a better collective, you might start by rethinking your decision to feature this "blog".


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حالت خوبه جوون ؟

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Great blog!

We need self-control and discipline!

Thank you for the admonition!