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Satire

Naagofteh-haaye Aqaba
Middle East peace talks

By Asghar Agha
June 4, 2003
The Iranian

"Yeh gheri bedeem baraatoon?"

"Yaa dast tekoon bedeem?"

"Gher nemikhaad. Dast tekoon bedin!"

"Deh mageh nemigam dast tekoon bedeh?"

"A-maashaallaah… naaz beshi pesar!"

"Yeh boos beh amoo midi yaa na?"

"Akhm nakon, takhm nakon, googooree magooree!"

"Jooneh ammat mikhaai miyoonji-garee koni?"

"Ziyaad seft namaali haa!"

"Yeh dast bedeh beh amoo!"

"Deh migam yeh dast bedeh!"

"Didi khar shodi!"

"Joon… oonjaa ro nigaa kon!"

"Pedar-sagaa khejaalat bekeshin!"

"Man poshteh in topoli ghaayem misham"

"Azizam lotfan dasteto az roo koonam var daar!!"

"Khodemoonimaa… vali onghadam bad nabood!!"

"Maa meereem beh madreseh... baa elefanten schuhe!!"

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