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Nancy's
fancy fish farm
Genetically modified Glo-fish?
By Afsaneh Bahrami
December 9, 2003
The Iranian
About
3 years ago, scientists advocating genetic engineering
and human cloning collectively authored a scientific article
and had it published in newspapers worldwide. And that's
no mean feat. I
found out about it through the DrudgeReport.
Today I have to conclude their scare tactics worked.
The hottest Christmas present this season is the genetically
modified Glo-fish.
FrankenFish
is here! We need to regain our collective sanity and stop
courting distaster.
Back
then, the Health Mafia warned about this sort of thing. Hmm...
kind of. Here's what they said three years ago.
Quote: "People
and their representative governments should promptly move
to allow cloning technology and create governing bodies
to enforce guidelines. If not, a black market for cloning
will soon, ensue. In fact, if there are not already people
out there, cloning in their garages, there will be soon!"
Wow!
In other words, years and years of research, costing billions
of taxpayer dollars concluded:
"Ordinary
shmooos can clone just as easily in their own garages."
It
would have been more cost effective to put a call out for
those Garage Cloners. Encourage them to come forward and
share their do-it-yourself medical break throughs with the
people, at garage sale prices.
As
it turns out, the Free Market Hog was have been tied down
a long time ago. I still have hope for my ideas, though.
Today
it's Glo-fish for the kids. Tomorrow, perhaps my creation
for user friendly fine dining.
Hey
Billy do you like fish, but are way too busy to place a
pad of butter and some fish in a frying pan for ten minutes?
Way
too sophisticated for something flash frozen that has to
be nuked for five whole long minutes?
Then
try my Neo Fancy Fish Snack, an adapted form of the Rainbow
Trout.
Even
as a tiny tadpole, the fish has scales genetically modified
to look and taste just like parsley garnish!
Over
time the tail will develop into thin orange slices, genetically
programmed to burst into delicate flower like petals in
your mouth!
Just
remove my fancy fish snack from its radiation protective
lining. Keep away from heat and open flames!
Then
like a Hot Pad shake it for a few moments and serve on
a Styrofoam plate immediately!
Introducing
my Neo Self-Heating Fancy Fish Snack, ready to eat before
you can say ARRRHG....
DING!
Ding
sold separately!
For
a some different try, Nasty flavored Neo Self-Heating Fancy
Fish Snacks.
Nasty,
because the tartar sauce is already in the code!
This
message brought to you by Nancy’s Fancy Fish Farm,
where the fish is already bred-ed for you.
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