Letters

June 2006

Ahmadinjad
* FAR too much credit
* Who took this poll?
Team Melli
* We sucked bad
Football fans
* Best picture
Hoder
* Smearing a pioneer for no reason
Sarvenaz
* Good blend of humour and erotica
* You are not sexy
* Are you a woman?
Cartoons
* I get sick to my stomach
* I'll pay him to shut up
Women's rights
* Deflating the truth
Camping
* Vassfol aish nessfol aish
Revolutionaries
* In the name of fucking Lenin and Mao
Qajars
* Thanks for the reminder
* Good material for juicy caption
* Ugly shaazdehs
* Short feisty remark
Tabriz
* No wonder
* No women? how unnatural.
Tamaskhorism
* Just look at them
War
* Fake milk maid (damn)
War
* You first
Chess
* Chess mate
World Cup
* We sucked bad
* Best picture
* Sadly Iranian men don't  kick a ball very well
* You embarrassed me in front of a group of life-long Brazilian friends
* I dare say anything because I can
* Such a fine team
* 250 countries? Which planet is that?
* Mirzapour pretty badass
* Proud as ever (even if others are not)
* Stupid defensive strategy
* Poisoned outlook
* Don't be fickle fans!
* Beautiful game -- for the first 70 minutes
* Brazialian youngsters got nothing better to do than kick a round ball all day
* Better showing next time
* Bachehaa motshakereem!
* Win or lose, dood dooroo doo!
* Identity problem
* Eliminating Iranians fans
* I, for one, am proud
* It's JUST a pastime
Religion
* Pressed mohr on forehead
Barred from US
* GOOD!
Life
* For saving Nazanin
Ali Daei
* "BELAKH" begole ma azaria
* I will contact all Iranian TV and radio stations
* Completely tasteless -- and humilating
* How rude
* I believe in freedom of speech, but
* Retire immediately!
Character
* ONE can be a significant number
Azarbaijan
* Little knowledge is dangerous
* "Divide & conquer" started with Pahlavi regime
* And Yashasin Iranimiz
* Bozo encouraging separatism
* Khaa'en...
* We're smarter, we rule
* Yashasin Azarbaijan? Damn right!
* I ask for a formal apology
* Brain wave could turn into tsunami
Suicide
* Khod-koshi
Googoosh
* Yeki bood yeki nabood
Sex
* Warning to Iranian women in Australia
Cartoon/Azaris
* Assure minorities they have their rights, so they can trust the majority
* Joking with Persians
* Make fun of akhunds instead
* Avoid insults, even if humorous
* Why you aim at all Farsi talking people?
* Are you happy now?
* Laughed soooo hard!
* You fell into same vicious trap
* Perfect excuse
* Insults all Iranians, and especially Persians
Neo-cons
* Playing with words
Virginity
* Kolahak va bekarat
Revolutionaries
* Great for historians
Bahai
* Bahai fiction
Jews
* Money matters
Old farts?
* No past, no future
Music
* Brought tears to my eyes
Spelling Bee
* Iraq: "I, Wreck"
Persian/Iranian
* Enlightening
* Persian before Iranian
* I always tell people I'm Iranian
Children's art
* Wonderful
Film
* X-Aghdashloo fan
Iran-U.S.
* Rhetoric partly off, partly correct
* Trapped between rival rapists
Age
* Grow up
Literature
* Abundance of other fine literature
Bush-Reagan
* Who says?
Film
* Who sang this song?
Safavian
* Smart enough to make it that high

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