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March 2007

 

NOROOZ

Smells like 13 Bedar

Photo essay: Picnic in London
Parima Shahin Moghaddam

SAILORS
Price of adventurism
Amir Rostam Begli Beigie

Tony Blair is paying the price for getting rid of an able Foreign Secretary and replacing him with an incompetent yes-woman. If it wasn't for how dangerous the situation has become it would have been comical to watch how the British Oxbridge-educated political elite squirm in the hands of the ex-Islamic Student Society geeks and thugs. The problem facing the British and the West in general is that they have no way of punishing masochists. Instead they seem to be giving vent to their anger which is playing into the hands of Iranian regime >>>

SAILORS
Just say you're sorry

The British sailors were in Iranian waters
Tinoush Moulaei

Things are getting very interesting around the issue of the 15 British sailors arrested by Iran.  The British government (especially criminal-at-large Blair) has after much saber rattling provided the GPS coordinates of its ship along with a map showing maritime boundaries that seem to contradict Iran’s claim.  Unless you have been in a coma for the past five years, or you have a doorknob’s grasp of world history, you should not believe a world that comes out of London.  These people have lied, raped, murdered, and stolen from one end of the globe to the other.  So, what is the truth, or the truth as best as an average Joe or Jane can determine? >>>

FAIRNESS
Forget about Americans, Iranians get Iranians wrong!
Afshin Afshar

Ms. Gilani’s article titled “No wonder America gets Iran wrong” touches a very sensitive nerve with many of us Iranians living in the US. In her article she has stereotyped our community as Iran-bashers at best and Iran-haters at worst. What Ms. Gilani may not be aware of is that just like any other immigrant community, the Iranian-American community is highly fragmented in its sociopolitical views. In showing her frustration with the behavior of a few, she may have gone overboard and done exactly what an “average redneck in Idaho” does, bundling us into an easily identified group that can be conveniently singled out and disliked by others; in this case Iranian communities outside of US >>>

ART

Zanan and Madaran

Digital graphics
Farhad Nabipour

WOMEN
Strength that amazes men

Iran is run by women in more ways than the world realizes
Jalil Mortazavi

Recently I had the chance to visit Iran for a couple of months. I spent much of my time with females from all walks of life, who work inside as well as outside of their homes. It has dawned on me that if these women decided to quit what they were doing, Iranian society would collapse. Here is what I found out about Iranian women: they come in all shapes and sizes. They drive, they fly, they walk and they run. Iranian women will email to say how much they care. The hearts of these women are what keeps Iran running, bringing joy and hope, compassion and ideals to their society. In the meantime, they also give moral support and love to their families and friends >>>

SAILORS
No wonder America gets Iran wrong

Even the British representative seemed more balanced than Sadjadpour!
Sonia Gilani

Bash Iran as much as you please, I'll even join you at times, but please, do not pretend that the US or the West are innocent. And please, do not try to be more British than the Brits themselves in this latest nonsense international incident with the captured sailors. Just because we don't fancy the Iranian regime doesn't mean we should automatically take sides against Iran. Watching PBS news, I was struck by how much the Iranian analyst in the studio went out of his way to blame the entire incident on Iran. In fact, he did a better job at pinning all the blame on Iran than did the British representative in the studio >>>

SAILORS
Why make things worse?
Ben Madadi

Unfortunately the Iranian regime never stops shaming the Iranian people in front of the civilised world. While the Iranian youth are suffering from drug-addiction and unemployment and many many other social issues, all the Iranian regime is thinking about is to show to other Muslims in the world that Iran is able to confront the US and its allies. However many other non-Iranian Muslims do not know the plight of the Iranians within Iran. And when it comes to confronting the US and Britain, Iran did try to confront the West before and each time the costs were enormous. Not that I agree with US or British policies but we must understand that we do not have a country that can confront them >>>

POETRY
Daryaa cheh midaanad

On the publication of Mana Aghaee's poetry collection, "Man Issa bin Khodam" ("I am my own Jesus")
Mandana Zandian

DEVILS :o)
Do akhoond e paleed

Satirical poem from early 1960's
Unknown

DIVERSITY
Balance would be nice

Why so many Jewish weddings on TV?
Hamid Bakhsheshi

Late night again, can't sleep, running out of things to read on the internet, YouTube has nothing new to offer, and there is no "new" news on TV. While not looking and changing channels, (it's a talent ladies), I look up and see a Jewish wedding. Immidiately started thinking to myself how many times have I seen a Jewish wedding on TV? hmmmm, Jeez, I don't know. Or rather, "Mozee", I don't know. I have never seen a Muslim wedding on TV or movies. Never a Buddhist wedding.  I saw a Korean wedding on M*A*S*H once, it was pretty. I've even been to a Korean wedding.  Chinese weddings are rare; I don't know if they have a ceremony. I'm sure most Americans don't since we get our education through TV and movies >>>

TRAVELERS

Seven countries in seven days

Photo essay: Paris - St. Petersberg road trip
Nargess Shahmanesh-Banks

I hadn’t quite measured the magnitude of this road trip until we entered the launch party at the L’Automobile Club de France at Place de la Concorde in the heart of chichi Paris earlier that evening. I let the talk wash over me as I scan the room. After all, these people will be my companions for the week >>>

NEWSFLASH :o)
Iranian sailors detained in English Channel

Why are you there in the first place?
Heresh Rezavandi

An Iranian navy boat carrying 15 marines has been detained by the British Navy for entering the English Channel 1.3 miles off course near the Isle of Wight. Teheran claims they were loading pistachios on to an Indian ship in international waters, when they were surrounded by the British navy. The UN is demanding the Iranians explain why they had their navy so close to British waters in the first place. Not suprisingly, the anti-IRI satellite stations in the West are pointing fingers at the Iranian navy, and glorifying the British as angels >>>

TRAVELERS
Safar-e Samarghand

Tajikistan travel diary
Shahriar Zahedi

BOOK
It is all us

Introduction & First Chapter from "The Universal Sign"
Siamak Akhavan

My research findings have often left me awestricken and shocked! I am convinced that ancient myths often encode historical events. Events, that occurred before, during, and after global cataclysms. Such catastrophes nearly wiped out all life on Earth on at least two relatively ‘recent’ known occasions. One event ended the last ice age -- about 17,000 years ago-, and the other unleashed the global Biblical Flood -- about 12,500 years ago. And what about the innumerable global myths, unexplainable ancient structures -- like the Giza Pyramids, Nazca lines, and countless others-, gods, “God”, religions, empires, wars, and the real identity of Earth’s historic rulers? To find out more ... you must read what I have concocted! >>>

LIFE
Yes, your honor

I have an appearance in Los Angeles Superior Court, downtown
Layla Khamoushian

The alarm goes off at 6:15 a.m. but of course, I go back to sleep. At 6:55 a.m., I wake up frantically, wear my suite that's just too small for me now that I have gained weight, and run out of the house. Thank God for learning how to program my coffee maker, so at least I can have the automatic brew in the mornings. I have an appearance in Los Angeles Superior Court, downtown. I have to technically argue "our" motion, but this other firm in San Diego brought the motion first, before the case was transferred to us, and guess what? they messed up, wrote a bad motion and I already know we have no chance. So today, predicting what the ruling may be, I plan on "submitting" to the court: "Yes, Your Honor", "Thank You, Your Honor", basically, I plan on shutting up, which isn't too easy for me but since I am leaving soon, whatever happens, I don't have to clean up afterwards >>>

OPINION
Those aren't gifts

Misguided advocates of negotiation with the mullahs, beware
Amil Imani

Iran's mullahs have repeatedly indicated their willingness and ability to help restore order in Iraq, on the condition that the United States packs up and leaves the region. The mullahs have also pledged on their Boy Scout's honor, although they have never been Boy Scouts, that their nuclear program is strictly for peaceful purposes. As a further gesture of goodwill, these self-appointed custodians of Allah's earth are volunteering to serve as unpaid policemen of the entire Gulf region, protecting vital U.S. interests, just like the Shah did before them. Sounds like a great gift package from the kind-hearted do-gooders of Allah >>>

PEACE

Loud & clear

Photo essay: Iranians in Amsterdam speak out against war
Babak Andishmand

SHAME
This is not our way
Tinoush Moulaei

I have always supported and defended Iranian culture and opposed any attack on Iran.  As one who is proud of his heritage, I feel that I should also be the first to criticize Iran’s government on all issues.  Today is yet another day that IRI has dragged our heritage through filth and muck.  I just saw pictures of British sailors being paraded on Iranian TV.  SHAME!  This is not our way.  I don’t know if the British sailors were in Iranian waters or not.  I don’t believe Iran’s claims without proof and I give even less credit to British claims, especially considering the British government’s tradition of lying through their teeth for a piece of gold/barrel of oil!  If Iran has proof of the British trespassing, then the government should provide the proof and then act in accordance with international law >>>

RECKLESS
Holy water
Tina Ehrami

The arrest of the 15 British seaman in "Iran's territorial waters" just shows how selective the Islamic Republic of Iran is in matters of International Law . Somehow a UN Security Council resolution can be called a "torn paper" by the president, but as soon as British boats supposedly trespass into Iran's territorial waters, they get arrested! Then International Law suddenly becomes something Iran's politicians take serious! >>>

MUSIC
In-tune with the times

I haven't stopped playing Namjoo over and over again
Manesh

Mohsen Namjoo's "Zolf Bar Baad" is more than a song. It's a breakthrough. I'm probably wrong, or exaggerating its importance, but one day we may look back at this song as an inflection point in Persian music. For starters it benefits from one Hafez's masterpiece poems; but one that is exceedingly difficult to vocalize in song (try vocalizing it at home. You'll see.). For another, the song is stunningly original in style and intonations. In effect, it frees the poem from the cages of dusty books and classical music and brings it into the 21st century in style and renewed passion. It's impact is truly jarring and makes one wonder about future possibilities >>>

NOROOZ
Soltan-e Norooz

Iranian roots of Albania's spring celebrations
Shahrouz Falahatpisheh

PARADE

I was there

Photo essay: New York's Persian parade
Tannaz Ebadollahi

LIFE
Now that spring is here

Season me in your scent
Sheema Kalbasi

I want to die and wake up in your writings. I want to be frozen yet my eyes watch the path you walk in eternity. Add me to your moves. That is how I want to move. Encourage me to leave. That is how I want to leave yet live near you. I rise, I fall, and I fly to be touched by you for a second. I want to impregnate chili on my lips, on my nipples so when you lick me your mouth will burn together with my skin. Season me in your scent, school me in your words, I am risking, giving, daring, I am always awaiting you. You are my ritual. I bow to the manner in which you write. You are the energy and the evidence that the world tilts >>>

KURDISTAN
Independence is inevitable

How long should Southern Kurdistani people wait?
Kamal H. Artin

For the past year many Kurds have been reminding the leadership in Southern Kurdistan to declare independence. Some have argued that it is better to wait until all parts of Kurdistan are ready to create one united Kurdish state. Even I, as a dreamer consider such a hope impractical. While there are multiple Turkish, Arabic, and Persian states, why should we shy away from having a few Kurdish states starting with Southern Kurdistan? How long should Southern Kurdistani people wait until all citizens of Dyarbekir, Qanmishli, and Kermashan have an access to an education in their language as the foundation for a healthy identity and development? >>>

BUSINESS
British aircraft sold to Iran
Dean Ghobadi

This is a brief summary reporting on our recent sale of a Britten Norman Islander aircraft and half million US dollar inventory of spare parts, to the Iranian government. My company, www.paaviation.com recently brokered a deal which resulted in the sale of a Britten Norman Islander aircraft, to the Iranian government. This is officially the first brand new "Western" made aircraft sold to Iran, since the Islamic revolution of 1979. As one of our main business activities, we exclusively represent a number of British and European companies in Iran >>>

WAR
I still remember...

I can't hear the word war without losing my hands, my legs, my eyes, without decomposing into pieces
Azarin A. Sadegh

I still remember the first night of the war. Everyone was supposed to go to their basement, if they had one, or to the public shelter, though these weren't yet built. They also advised people to take a shovel with them, in the case they were trapped under the ruins. I chose to stay in my room. Police and Islamic Pasdars guarding the streets would screamed threats to shoot at any windows with lights on. Everyone rushed to stores to buy foil papers to cover their windows. I chose not to because I wanted the light to come in. I loved the dawn >>>

PARADE

Beautiful Persians

Photo essay: New York's Persian parade
Javad Fakharzadeh

NOROOZ

Salute to Spring

Photo essay
Azadeh Azad

ANALYSIS
Talks or tanks?

Is it time for war or peace in the Middle East?
Abbas Bakhtiar

I believe that in every war, truth is the first casualty; and as such is usually reported long after the war is finished, and even then only as a foot note. Churchill once said that “men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”  Although others and I have repeatedly written about the reasons behind the Iraq invasion, people tend to forget. And people who forget tend to repeat the same mistake over and over again. The invasion of Iraq was not because of WMDs. It was about oil and Israel. Today the US is on the verge of starting another war again, this time with Iran, for exactly the same reasons >>>

IDEAS
The retreat of democracy

A decade after the great expansion of the right to vote
Siavash Davoodi

The end of the World War I saw a great deal of democratic expansion in terms of suffrage. Prior to the breakout of the War, the right to vote without distinction as to race, sex, belief, intelligence, or economic and social status was only given to the citizens of four nations in the world. This number would grow to 23 within the first ten years after the end of the War. It seemed for a brief moment that democracy had come out as a victor over dictatorship, capitalism and even imperialism. With the fall of the Austria-Hungary, Russian, German and Ottoman Empires, the road was paved for the spread and growth of global democracy >>>

PRISON
Prisoners of "love"

Evin, Part 6: Poverty, violence, ignorance, and misogynous laws
Azadeh Azad

The purpose of our visits to Evin in summer of 1993 was to do a research on the condition of female offenders of Greater Tehran. My research team and I completed the interviews with the prisoners, but no research paper was ever written based on these interviews and observations. The reason? All the filled questionnaires and written papers belonging to my research team at the Institute for Humanities and Cultural Studies were confiscated by the fundamentalist director of the Institute, Mehdi Golshani, in January 1995. Therefore, it is not possible for me to provide an analysis of the situation of female offenders of Greater Tehran in that year. Yet, I still have my journal entries of the 3 months of visits to Evin and my memory of the 22 women inmates I personally interviewed >>>

PARADE

New York, New Year

Photo essay: New York's Persian parade
Ali Afshar

SANCTIONS
UN security or gang rape?

UN Security Council passes resolution to take Iran's defenses away
Soraya Sepahpour-Ulrich

As I watched Iran being hauled in front of the United Nations ‘Security’ Council, a vivid picture conjured up in my mind – my native country Iran, a vulnerable and defenseless beauty being prepared for violation by brutal savages. As she struggles to defend her honor, no one is prepared to come to her aid, save a few. Even her own children, those raised on her soil hope she will be brutally raped. With lust-filled eyes, they hope to fulfill their ambitions on her ravaged ruins, her broken pride. Who are these beasts, and what has transformed this United body to such a menace? >>>

SODA
Doughi terrorists

The thick white liquid flowed heavenward out of the bottle and onto the heads and faces of the American family sitting at the next table
Nazy Kaviani

On a Saturday in 1983, when we were still students, I was sitting at the table paying my bills, listening to the Iranian program on television.  I heard them advertise a new Iranian restaurant, located in the Town and Country Village in Palo Alto, letting us know that they have the “Best Chelo Kabab In The Area.”  I called my sister and a few other friends, and they all agreed to go there for lunch.  Starving students on a tight budget, we were going to splurge and eat the “Best Chelo Kabab In The Area.”  All nine of us piled into a beat-up Chevrolet Impala station wagon, and started the long journey from Berkeley to Palo Alto.  On the way, we were singing “Sepideh dam oomad o vaghte raftan...” on top of our lungs, laughing and feeling generally happy >>>

300
Go see it anyway

If you like freedom and glory this is “the” movie you must see
Mohsen Tabari

Let’s say you decide to hurt the USA entertainment Empire where it hurts the most, financially, and make your own chos’a fil at home and with your sharik’e zendegi (partner in crime) manage to hide it in your overcoats and her oversized purse along with some ice packed soda cans and M&M’s when you go to the movies. Do you really think this would be the same experience as making salt from ocean? I don’t think so.  These assorted items when bought expensively at the movie theatres enhance the movie watching experience, and the more expensive they are the better. I once paid almost three dollars for a pack of king-size M&M’s, which caused me to give the worst review of the movie Home Alone.  Do you know why?  Because the more money you spend at the movies the more it highlights your pain of seeing the movie >>>

300
Enough already

Don't think the world revolves around you or Iran
Faramarz Fateh

One of the reasons the Jews are so successful in what they do is the fact that they have good sense of humor. There are more Jewish stand up comedians, comedy actors/actresses, comedy writers etc than any other ethnicity. Thats right, being Jewish is not only about one's religion; its also about one's culture/ethnicity. For some reason, us Iranians not only have limited sense of humor, we also are very sensitive about Iran and being Iranian. Our sense of humor is limited to jokes abouts torks, rashtees and Ghazvinis. We generally don't make fun of our culture; we complain about it a lot, but when someone says "balaye cheshet abroost" we get offended. "How dare you insult my culture"?! "my culture is over 2,500 years old" us Persians are this, we are that >>>

300
N-O-R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Iranians lack respect and tolerance when faced with disagreement
Naz Ghassemian

While I can hardly say I suffered because of ignorant things a few people said about my opinions and who I am because I have them, I think Iranians could have taken a note from our friend Sting when thinking about '300'. To see thousands of Iranians expecting historical accuracy from a graphic novel or a movie, especially when such projects are produced in an environment known for its exploitation of fantasy is quite silly. Their demands are especially silly when I realize that these same Iranians are demanding respect for their opinion. Imagine if Hollywood shouted back that these Iranians ought to "Shut the f*ck up." That wouldn't be very nice, and I'm sure it would legitimize the demands of these Iranians >>>

NOROOZ

Eidi

Photo essay
Shahireh Sharif

RALLY

Sound of peace

Photo essay: "Musicians for March" anti-war ralley in Austin, Texas,
Shaghayegh Rezaei

APATHY

Blind man

Video: The opposite of love is not hatred; it's indifference
Hossein Fazeli (Naanaam)

WAR
Mind the map

When baldness occurs in the shape of somewhere that might be bombed
Peyvand Khorsandi

The bald patch on the back of my head resembles the shape of Iran. It's a patriotic patch, I tell my doctor, that reflects my worries over the prospect of war. She’s not convinced.
"Am I going to die?" I say. I want her to say “no” but she doesn’t.
"Death", she mumbles, "our final adventure."
In my head I make funeral plans – the hospitality will be such that the guests will forget they have buried me. I’ll go totally bald if they bomb Iran >>>

IDEAS
Baazgashte khoonin beh ejtehaad

Evoloution of ijtihad
Esmail Nooriala

IDEAS
Rishehaaye khoshoonat

Islam and the true roots of violence
Hossein Mirmobiny

MUSIC

Genius

Mohsen Namjoo's music is nothing short of phenomenal
Video

VIDEO BLOG

Chicken should be eaten with hands

Video blog: Me having lunch
Siamack Salari

NOROOZ

Happy day

Photo essay: Santa Monica College Norooz event, Southern Califoirnia
Mohamad Navab

NUCLEAR
No fuel for YOU!

Bushehr is back on the U.S. target list
Nader Bagherzadeh

Once again Russians have reneged on their commitment to supply more than 200 tons of low enriched uranium (LEU) for the Bushehr nuclear power plant reactor. Based on numerous discussions between officials from Moscow and Tehran in the past several months, it was believed that by the end of March 2007 the necessary LEU fuel would be shipped to the southern Iranian city of Bushehr in order to meet one of the critical milestones for this highly overdue project. But contrary to what Iranian officials had expected, Russians dragged their feet once again, as they had done repeatedly in the past 8 years >>>

300
Past & present "Persians"
Farid Parsa

One thing Iranians living in the West do not perhaps realize is that people who lived in the land that is called Iran today, whether the Sassanid, or Parthian or the Achamenians, had hardly anything in common with the present Iranians. They had totally different set of values to most Iranians living today. They followed a different religion that gave them a strong sense of identity and their role in the world, not just as conquerors but keepers and protectors. They wrote and spoke differently and knew exactly what their cultural, and religious boundaries were. And if they were alive today, for many good reasons, they would dissociate themselves from the people who happen to live in Iran (or Iranians living outside) who call themselves Iranians or 'Persians' >>>

WAR
Forced to choose sides
Mehdi Kamarei

Let me first start by stating that I'm not a political activist but the possibility of Iran being the next target of missiles and bombs bothers me. Don't wait for an anti-war rally after the bombings have started. The key is to educate your iranian and non-iranian friends on the global matters that are influencing these acts and decisions. Do it now and prevent war and destruction. Don't let your country turn into the rubble images you see of Iraq and Lebanon.  Use the internet and emails to spread the word. Pass along informative emails to all of your friends, acquaintances, and colleagues >>>

300
Jerxes

You could also draw the conclusion that the Spartans are meant to be the terrorists, always using violence to get their way
Bruce Bahmani

Recently there's been a lot of pressure telling us how insulted we're supposed to be at the surprisingly gloriously delicious depiction of ancient Persia by large American film artists. That combined with the recent anti-war peace rallies held to commemorate the 5th year of the US/Iraq war, makes at least me ponder the relationship between the two. Because these are two somewhat relevant issues that affect Iranians in some way. I have now seen 300 twice. Albeit the second time at matinee prices, so as not to reward the producers too much. Not that my frugality will have any effect, make no mistake, this is a blockbuster. Both times, while trying to carefully observe and record the depictions we've all become way too sensitized to, I also listened to the audience >>>

PEACE

Angry anniversary

Photo essay: Anti-war rally in Hollywood
Shahla Bebe

TRAVELERS

Norooz in Shanghai

Photo essay: What we found was as pleasant to our eyes as it was to our hearts
Sandra Nunez & Sina Farzaneh

I woke up by the sound of a voice telling me Eid Mubarak! It was 8:07 am, the start of a new day, the first day of spring, the official time for Norooz in China. A week ago we had jumped over the fire,giving our yellowness away and hoping for the goodness of the red to come into our lives and hearts. Today we were celebrating the new start we had been preparing ourselves for: Norooz had finally arrived >>>

300
Truly comical

It is simply unnecessary to dedicate this much attention to a fictional movie, created for the sole purpose of entertainment
Parsa Pezeshki

This is not a review of the movie 300. This is a review of certain reactions to it. A multi-sentence account of the movie is unnecessary given its widespread popularity. 300 is set in the war-crazed ancient world, where the Spartans resist Persian intruders. Perhaps it is the androgynous Persian king, Xerxes, in the movie, or the arrant exaggeration of the size of the Persian army, or the implicit conviction of the current Eastern world versus the gallant West; whatever it is, it’s gotten the Persians -- contemporary Iranians -- pissed off. As a Persian, I must say, I can sympathize with the damaged pride of my compatriots, loyal to their nationalistic credos. I cannot, however, bring myself to react similarly, which is nothing short of overreaction. What I call overreaction is a storm of fierce complaints in the form of press coverage, petitions, letters, blogs, online forum discussions, and, overall, excessive debating >>>

300
Do not take it out on Leonidas!

We suffer from a severe case of identity crisis!
Afshin Afshar

I have not seen the movie “300” yet, so I can not comment on its details. However, I have seen a documentary on the History Channel about the making of the movie. I do intend to see the movie at some point only because I want to see first hand what all the controversy is about. I am not going to take your time by detailing the “historical inaccuracies” of the movie, because the last thing this movie should be perceived as is a “historical” remake of the ancient battle at Thermopylae. Instead I want to talk about a very well concealed problem in Iranian community abroad. I stress “abroad” because I have lived abroad for almost 30 years, and that is the Iranian community with which I am more familiar, however, I dare suggest that what I am about to say may also apply to Iranians as a whole >>>

DEBATE
Crossroads

Interview with a disillusioned Upper Tehran vampire
Heresh Rezavandi

After going to Iran two summers ago, I decided to do some research for my doctorate. Me: "Hi, I was wondering whether I could take up 2 minutes of your time?" Disillusioned Upper Tehran Vampire: "Why? What for?" Me: "I'm writing my thesis on social and political awareness in Iran. I'm Iranian but I've been living in the UK since I was 2, I currently doing my doctorate and I'm interested in hearing the opinion of the Iranians living in Iran." Disillusioned Upper Tehran Vampire looks at me suspiciously >>>

7-SEEN

C'est le Norooz

Photo essay: My friend's haft-seen in Paris
Nahal Zamani

SOCCER
Golkoocheek on the beach
Al Sefati

Ever wondered why Brazilian soccer players are so good? The answer is because they learned their soccer on the beach. Great players such as Ronaldo, Ronladino, and pretty much most of Brazilian squad used to play soccer on the beach. Beach soccer is taking the soccer world by storm. Played on a sand field on the beach, it focuses on some of the most spectacular aspects of modern soccer such as skill, agility, and above all goals >>>

FOCUS
Misdirected anger

It's high time we learned a thing or two from AIPAC
Abtin Assadi

300 (the movie) has generated so much anger in our community. If only we had the mechanisms and the organizations capable of channeling this unity of purpose into positive actions where it really mattered, perhaps in the United State foreign policy toward Iran. We should learn from the masters. The American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) has translated their anger toward Ahmadinejad and his idiotic pronouncements into a record number of members. AIPAC membership has grown by 40% since Mr. Ahmadinejad was elected to office. People who follow these things know that AIPAC was not exactly a feeble lobbying force before Ahmadinejad >>>

POETRY
Crocuses and Daffodils

They know they shall abloom
Tina Ehrami

POETRY
Baraaye "Niv..."

Raining on Norooz candles
Mandana Zandian

POETRY
My Noruz

Higher and brighter
Nezam Dean Marachi

FASHION

NIMANY-SF

Latest collection will be showcased
in San Francisco this weekend

GOLF

Green day

Photo essay: St. Patrick's Day golf tournament
Farah Ravon

POETRY
Feminizme maa bee norooz ast

In memory of Forough Farrokhzad
Mahasti Shahrokhi

IDEAS
Meeting Comrade Dabashi

A relentless effort to cut down “inorganic” intellectuals
Fariba Amini

Malicious, pestiferous, horrid, pathological, mendacious, and especially useless, are some of the adjectives repeatedly used by Professor Hamid Dabashi in his new book titled Iran: A People Interrupted, an ill-tempered and self-indulgent work written in a mixture of Stalinist hectoring with post-colonial gibberish. The footnotes -- a treasure trove of invective -- contain an array of criticism of a wide variety of Iran scholars, Iranian and Western alike, most of whom are either “useless Lipstick Jihadists,” or work in the service neo-con cronies >>>

WOMEN
Do us a favor

Open letter to Farah Diba
Azadeh Forghani

Note from the translators Niki Akhavan and Sima Shakhsari: Azadeh Forghani is one of the women’s rights activists who was arrested for peaceful protest on March 4th 2007 in front of the Revolutionary Court in Tehran. The following open letter titled "Kindly Come and Do Us a Favor, Oh Lady" was addressed to Farah Pahlavi, the empress of Iran during the reign of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi. Forghani critiques the cooptation of the Iranian women’s rights movement by Farah Pahlavi and opportunistic opposition groups >>>

LIFE
A communiqué

You will be MY prey the moment you begin to feel your confidence drain
Cameron Batmanghlich

I will let your hands keep its grip on my throat until the very end ... and I will lock my eyes into yours until the end ... the very end. We shall see how long you can keep going on and how long I can hold on. We shall see if it is me who will give up my last breath before the force in your muscles begin to weaken to finally disappear, or it is you who will show exhaustion and kneel in front of me >>>

NOROOZ

Tehran today

Photo essay: Norooz shoppers in Tajrish
Kiomars Ehdaivand

NOROOZ

Just around the corner

Photo essay: Expecting spring in London
Parima Shahin Moghaddam

ART

Primal events

Paintings
Roshan Houshmand

NEW YEAR
Come on baby light my fire!

Nowrooz and The Doors in 4 episodes
Nazy Kaviani

I am cleaning our apartment like a maniac.  Picking up, sorting, cleaning, dusting, washing, vacuuming, all the while complaining about the fact that there is too much work and not enough time to finish my summary khooneh takooni, set the Haft-Sin, and do all that I must also do this weekend, in anticipation of the arrival of the New Year on Tuesday.  My young adult children are not home.  So, I’m talking to myself, or the broom, really.  I’m thinking whether Nowrooz is yet another thing that only matters to me in this household?  I wonder whether my children’s hearts are also leaping out, thinking about Tuesday?  Are they filled with the hope and optimism I tend to project at this time of the year?  Do they feel this change of the old year into the new, as I feel, as though I am carrying a gene thousands of years old?  Do they even care? >>>

NOROOZ
Eid again

On this day she felt like she had a piece of her son with her
Mersedeh Mehrtash

She inserted the old key in the lock and turned it to the left, releasing the bolt and swinging the heavy wooden door open.  Taking one step inside the warm, cozy apartment, the plastic grocery bags rolled off her red swollen fingers, settling on the floor.  She took off her shoes still wet from the fresh snow off the streets.  After closing the door and locking it, she moved towards the kitchen, carrying the groceries with her.  Moving unconsciously, she filled the kettle with water and set it on the stove to boil for her tea, something she had done countless times in her life.  A task she could do with no thought, even in her sleep.  Come to think of it, she had spent the last 3 months living inside a haze >>>

POETRY
“Welcome, Norooz! Welcome!”

At the precise second of balance
Azin Arefi

POETRY
Baaz bahaar shod

Here comes spring again
Homayoun Abghari

POETRY
Miraasse Norooze maa

Dar een diyaare dur
Alireza Tarighian

POETRY
Saale no mobaarak

Happy new year
Hamid Izadi

PEACE

Yes and No

Photo essay: Anti-war rally in San Francisco
Omid Memarian

ART

Beyond politics

Photo essay: Beyond Persia art show
Jahanshah Javid

NOROOZ
Lilies growing in a dark lagoon

There is a world out there that has not experienced the magic of Norooz
Zohreh Khazai Ghahremani

As vernal equinox draws near, once again I let hope enter my heart, fill me with its warmth, and prepare to welcome Norooz and all its dazzling colors. Just for this brief instant, I wish to forget the malice around the world, the injustice, and the sorrow. Through the optimism of this time-old moment, I shall draw enough new energy to face what may come. I set the haft seen, water my purple hyacinths, and once again fully expect the universe to take a good turn and make everyone happy. I place the sour orange in a bowl of water and, forgetting the disappointment of decades, believe the old promise that it will twirl at the exact moment of the New Day’s arrival. Will the gold fish flip inside his glass bowl to signify life’s turn for the better? Perhaps this time the sweet taste of Norooz will last longer and maybe its magic is going to linger for some time >>>

NEW YEAR
What is nature trying to tell us?
Tina Ehrami

We are approaching the Persian year 1386. The 21st of March, officially and according to all laws of nature, the beginning of a new cycle of life, is signed as the moment all Iranians around the world celebrate their new year. This year, nature has a hard time understanding itself though. Global warming caused Spring to start early in The Netherlands. It was only the 2nd of February when I noticed the chirping of a group of exotic birds in our street. The unnaturally high temperature in February caused these birds to settle here, all together, in my street. Every morning, I had the feeling as if I intruded in a scene of Alfred Hitchcock's "Birds" >>>

MILITARY
I hope none of this will matter
Maziar Behrooz

Regarding Israeli attack on Iran, the IRI seems to have upgraded its defenses in the past few years. When added to its other military assets, the IRI seem to have a degree of deterrence against Israel which make an Israeli attack on Iran less likely. I would be glad to hear from list members on the IRI's assets and options. Here they are: The IRI's air-defense had been upgraded to include Russian made long range S-300 and short range TOR-M1. It is my understanding that both of these two systems are operational. Baztab reports that a flying object was shut down during night over the city of Arak and attributes the incident to air-defense exercise. If true, this means that the IRI must have improved its radar capabilities as well >>>

300
Black is white
Ari Siletz

In one scene of this movie two women can be seen openly kissing each other in the court of Xerxes, the Persian monarch. A few cuts later, a man with a disability is welcomed into the Persian court by the great king himself. Even though Persians are a race of white Indo-Europeans, their chosen king, as well as most of the high level functionaries, appear to be of African descent. In the movie 300 we get to see what 500 BC would look like if liberals ran the Persian Empire. The neo-cons in this allegory are the Spartans >>>

NOROOZ

Wherever you are

PowerPoint: Happy New Year
Pesar-khaleh

SATIRE

Happy *O#%!@ Norooz!

Cartoons
Saman

NOROOZ

WMDs in San Jose!

Photo essay: Annual Charshanbeh Soori event at our house
Nader Jahanfard

NOROOZ

Keeping traditions

Photo essay: Charshanbeh Soori in Plymouth, UK
Ramin Ordibehesht

PEOPLE
The boys on the bus

It is very hard when you love both Iran and America
Abbas Rajabi

In a short while I found myself in the company of about 40 freshman boys from a high school in Iran - a world apart from my day-to-day life. Nostalgia had kicked in and I was excited to see their faces, and their interactions. They reminded me of my freshman year in high school some forty-four years ago. I was deep in my thoughts when Agha Nassi made an announcement to the students: "Gentlemen! Boys! My uncle has just arrived from America. He is an engineer and has four children in universities in America. Take this occasion and ask him anything you want about America and universities." All of a sudden everyone raised their hands to show that they all had questions, "Sir? Me, here, sir, sir." A boy wearing a blue ski jacket in the second row by the window was louder than the rest trying to get my