 Kotlet?
Javadi dance moves
By Torang
April 30, 2002
The Iranian
Dancing is a tradition in many cultures. In some religions, dancing is even used
for rituals, casting spells and crap like that. Well, Persian culture is also filled
with beautiful aspects of dancing.
Although I hate to confess this, but all kinds of dancing -- from khaareji to farangi
to bandari to rap and break -- piss the hell out of me. Except for tango and waltz
which allow partners to get closer than they should - wink wink! I mean, come on
people, who has seen such stupid movements of the body!? I'm sure Hitler and Khomeini
could do better!
But behind all this stupidity and embarrassment is the wonderful knowledge of some
sort of secret dance, of course, not known by very many people. I am honored to
announce that I am one of the very few people who know this dance! My reason to live,
my passion to breath, and my dream to fulfil is javadi dancing!
Okay, let's start with the basics. To be a pro, you need to observe individuals doing
the dance and make sure that you remember the stupid moves and try to remember them
in an even more retarded way than they really are. Here is a list of ten basic moves
in our field of dancing:
1 - Kotlet
2 - Golaby/sib Chidan
3 - Asemoon Ghorombe
4 - Zan Daye Gomboloo
5 - Amme Ridemoon
6 - Beshino Berin
7 - Fanar Bepichoon
8 - Kaane Gardan
9 - Molla Shamsy
10 - Pessoon Var
Now I will leave all you Jigartalas with my beautiful knowledge. If you wanna see
some more of this Mama and his JAVADI RAGHSIDAN, just tellme and I will provide more
online classes for you.
Thanks to Leyla H for editing this text
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