July 27, 2005
Quotes Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems
like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems
like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
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The
brain is a wonderful
organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning
and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual
is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in
luck. Or how else can we explain the success of those
we don't like?
-- Jean Cocturan
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It's amazing
that the amount of news that happens in the world
every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
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It matters not
whether you win or lose; what matters is whether
I win or lose.
--
Darrin
Weinberg
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Help
a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when
he is
in trouble again.
-- ?
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Complex
problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
-- Grossman's misquote of H. L. Mencken
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Alcohol doesn't solve
any problems, but then again, neither
does milk.
-- Frida
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