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October 22, 2003

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>>> The nice men are ugly.
>>> The handsome men are not nice.
>>> The handsome and nice men are gay.
>>> The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
>>> The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
>>> The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
>>> The handsome men without money are after our money.
>>> The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
>>> The men, who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.
>>> The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
>>> The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. 

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

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