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Return of Shahrzad
Part 2

By Eric J. Jerpe
November 26, 2003
The Iranian

The old man spoke in a Persian that was regionally-accented yet clearly understandable to the city-dwellers from Tehran: "I am on my way to Chek-Chek, the Mountain of the Sacred Spring."

The place name rang a bell in the memories of Romeen and Roxana, but both had some difficulty recalling. After a few moments, Roxana announced, "Chek-Chek! Yes, I have heard of Chek-Chek. It is a place where Zoroastrians worship fire."

"We do not worship fire," responded the elderly spokesman for his minority group in a manner corrective yet not overly indignant.

Roxana had not meant to be impolite. Her early upbringing had taught her that Zoroastrians were polytheistic fire-worshippers; however, as she had matured and come into contact with urbanized Zoroastrians, she had learned that Zoroatrianism was every bit as monotheistic as the God of Abraham religions. Zoroatrianism had once reigned as the dominant faith in Iran, but it was now a minority religion whose members had been marrying among themselves ever since Iran had become Islamic fourteen centuries ago.

"We are going to Yazd," informed Roxana. She was not sure what to say next. She had a vague notion of Chek-Chek's locale as somewhat in the same direction the young couple was headed, but definitely off the main highway. She could not imagine how this frail old man was ever going to make it to his destination without some assistance. Concerned, she wanted to offer him a ride, but also felt that she must defer to her husband's wishes.

We cannot leave him here, thought Romeen. He looked at his lovely wife; she looked at him. Their desire to be alone together conflicted with their sense of obligation until Romeen offered, "You may come with us part of the way if you so wish."

The old man put his hands together and raised them in supplication. "Spento-Mainyu," he said again, then stepped feebly towards the car. Roxana opened the door and allowed him into the back seat. He entered with his sack. Roxana closed the door and he settled in. The car drove off with its third occupant.

"Thank you so much," said the old man. "My name is Porzand. I am a magi."

A magi, thought both Romeen and Roxana, a clergyman of the ancient faith.

"My name is Romeen," said the driver. "This is my wife, Roxana."

Speaking of the young wife's name, Porzand noted, "Daughter of Darius the Third and wife of Alexander the Curse." He sighed before adding, "If only she could have tamed the wild beast of Macedonia as Shahrzad tamed the vengeful Shahrizar."

Roxana enjoyed talking about the legendary past, if only as a way of forgetting the fearful present. As the vehicle and its occupants voyaged on, she conversed with the magi while Romeen silently kept his eyes to the road. Roxana was very interested in the ancient faith and asked him many questions about it. He answered her questions, expounding upon Asha, the Eternal Law; upon Vohu-Mano, the Good Mind; upon Kshathra-Vairya, the Perfect Strength, Omnipotence and Universal Sovereignty of the Lord. Romeen listened silently during the discussion; eventually though, he grew exasperated with all the talk on theology, which by its very nature is always inconclusive.

"Religion has failed us," he interjected.

"Why has religion failed us?" asked Porzand.

"Look at the state of our country," responded Romeen. "Nowhere else are the people as devoutly religious as in Iran. But have you ever driven a car or crossed a street in Tehran?

You risk your life every time you do. There are no rules, no regulations, only chaos and many quite avoidable deaths and injuries. The police are too busy arresting women for immodesty to establish order in automobile traffic. Iranians may praise God in the mosque, but they are devil-worshippers behind the wheel of a car."

"Things will change for the better," said the magi. "Hopefully, there is now enough Spento-Mainyu to induce the Return."

A superstitious messianist, thought Romeen.

"Return of whom?" asked Roxana.

"Shahrzad," replied the magi.

Romeen laughed before saying, "I have a sister, a cousin and an aunt named Shahrzad."

"I am speaking of Shahrzad of the Hazar Afsanah," said the magi with solemnity in his voice.
Hazar Afsanah, thought both Romeen and Roxana, the Thousand and One Nights.

"I remember that story," said Roxana. "Shahrzad saved her life by telling wondrous tales."
"It is more than a story," declared Porzand. "It is truth."

Disdainful of argument and always trying to be polite, Roxana ventured, "There is some historical record that Shahrzad actually lived long ago in the days of the Sassanian dynasty, before the Faith of the Holy Koran came to Persia. She saved her people by ending the wholesale slaughter of virgins."

"She will save her people again," announced the magi. "Her return is imminent."

Romeen could not refrain from scoffing: "Now I know you're sick in the head."

Roxana whispered, "Romeen," in a low voice of disapproval, but this did not dissuade her husband from continuing his tirade.

"Shahrzad is myth; the state of the world is reality. Look at where it's taking us. Nuclear non-proliferation is in total disarray. The prevailing rule is you're allowed to cheat if you don't get caught. There is no standard, only selective prosecution. We have four Russian-built nuclear facilities in our country. The Americans are not going to tolerate them. They will bomb us preemptively. If they don't the Israelis will. How are you going to stop that, magi? By rubbing a magic lamp and unleashing a genie?"

In a mild tone of voice, Porzand responded to Romeen's harsh rhetoric: "For many years now, I have been striving to bring salvation for my own land and for the rest of the world. I now believe that enough Spento-Mainyu has been accumulated so that I can succeed."

"I'm sorry, magi," said Romeen, "but I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science; and, as religion has failed us, so science has betrayed us. We are next in line to feel the fury of America, the land epitomizing high-technology. We will suffer the same devastation as Iraq, the land where civilization began."

"That is why the Return of Shahrzad is so urgent," countered Porzand. >>> Part 3 >>> Index

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